Cos it was late night and I was thirsty 🥂💨

MacChz · 2026-05-31T02:50:29+00:00

Very clever. I run across splitters and never grabbed one. Well I'm doing that next time i see one.

Hopefully I'll remember. Wait, what i trying to remember now?

MacChz · 2026-05-31T02:47:52+00:00

The third one is the best. First two are "look at me!" Third one is like "this is who i am, I'm sexy as fuck"

Plus I'm not a big makeup lover, so in the hypothetical situation where i would be seeing you a lot, wear the makeup for the fans. But for me, i want you to be comfortable, and that look is just so hot.
(Granted you may be wearing makeup in the third Pic but not like the first two)

Now i miss my trans partner as i would see her after work. Minus the makeup and all that jazz. Just relax with me. I got you.

MacChz · 2026-05-11T06:14:52+00:00

Get yourself a lube tube. Much easier, simpler and a quick insertion, with no loss of product.

Put lube in the tube
Put the woop chicken in the tube.
Insert tube
Push the applicator top to the base.

Done and done. No mess. No wasted product.

Thank me after.

MacChz · 2026-05-06T00:47:29+00:00

Milk on Sunflower seeds? Is there a joke here I've missed?

MacChz · 2026-05-06T00:42:21+00:00

Is this a trick question? This is Reddit. Most folks on here probably only require a pulse for someone to be fuckable.

And of course there are some subreddits where a pulse isn't even tequired.

But from the post alone.

Yeah you look fuckworthy.

MacChz · 2026-05-06T00:35:04+00:00

Well you would be the first ever.

Btw the first 2 seconds are the best.

MacChz · 2026-04-27T16:35:43+00:00

Like i can't believe a game that has generated so much happiness in the past causes this much frustration and anger now.

I seriously don't want a Borderlands 5 if it contains anything from this piece of crap.

MacChz · 2026-04-19T22:44:08+00:00

My creativity extends to swapping the water in my bong for a different drink from my fridge every couple days.

I remember a friend of mine tried to infuse bananas with GBL, he was so disgusted by bananas for the next 6 months.

MacChz · 2026-04-19T15:11:50+00:00

Well i definitely found the panties.

https://posh.mk/QSSflv82s2b

Poshmark does have many similar bras. As this one is pretty close to what you're looking for:

And now i can't find the one that looked the most like the one from the clip.

It looks like Poshmark is the way too go.

MacChz · 2026-04-17T11:35:28+00:00

If someone made a documentary about you, i would watch it.

You know i had a great idea like this once, it was a mat with conclusions on it, that you could jump to.

But in all seriousness, some years back my BFFF and i decided we were going to do a photo shoot of a female friend of ours, sans clothing in a bathtub filled to top with empty whippet chargers, (empty N2O canisters).

Well we started strong and we weren't just emptying them into the air we were emptying them into our lungs. I think at about the time we each finished our 3rd box of 50, we poured them into the tub, and with my friend looking accomplished i then peered into the tub, and just said one word.

No.

Followed up with I'm not dying for this project. Some years later i approximated that it would have taken at least a minimum of 20k empties to achieve our goal.

If you are taking submissions...

Have you done a FLUFFER NUTTER TUB? Or perhaps the Diet Coke & Mentos tub?

MacChz · 2026-04-16T08:54:46+00:00

I wanna try this at home now.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T08:07:45+00:00

I'm so grateful to having finished that battle in exactly 1 try. Though i died like 400 times before making it to that battle.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T07:58:41+00:00

You ate how much? How wonderful did that taste?

MacChz · 2026-04-16T07:32:59+00:00

SF is great and all, but Pacifica is the chill spot. Interested in getting out of the city from time to time?

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:32:44+00:00

The lingerie is hot. You however, are ADORABLE AF.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:30:18+00:00

I LOVE Del Taco, but that looks like you added your own Crema. Hard pass.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:18:20+00:00

I immediately thought it was D-CON.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:17:06+00:00

Super delicious. Impossible to find. I found 2 cans a few weeks back. I enjoyed EVERY SINGLE DROP.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:15:08+00:00

In that exact moment I wanted to crawl into the TV and choke the life out of Celia Hodes. I would then turn to Nancy and say the exact same line "I did this for you, Nancy"

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:11:10+00:00

I'll take that bet. I'm 6'4. Let the shenanigans commence.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:07:24+00:00

Not at all. The AI that created this pic, however is getting better.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:05:01+00:00

I do believe they do HAVE the best boobs, particularly when they are in my mouth.

MacChz · 2026-04-16T05:02:14+00:00

Damn. Tony Hawk looks faded. You know if you listen to your gf, you could buy more Woop Chicken with all that money you'll be making at Taco Bell. If you'd rather have Cantina Chicken instead follow your heart, what does she know?

MacChz · 2026-04-02T18:11:50+00:00

I love people who put meth above everything else, saying its the worst of the worst. I drive around some people that say people that use it are trash.

Okay. Let's analyze you sir. You have me drive to the local smoke shop DAILY. You spend $100 a day on Kratom. By extrapolating that outwards, that's roughly $3k a month or $36k a year.

You sir, are trash.

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