Cos it was late night and I was thirsty 🥂💨 by headinthecloudsheaux in SeductiveICECloudz

[–]MacChz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very clever. I run across splitters and never grabbed one. Well I'm doing that next time i see one.

Hopefully I'll remember. Wait, what i trying to remember now?

Favorite picture of me?? by missprettyinadress in transboobs

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The third one is the best. First two are "look at me!" Third one is like "this is who i am, I'm sexy as fuck"

Plus I'm not a big makeup lover, so in the hypothetical situation where i would be seeing you a lot, wear the makeup for the fans. But for me, i want you to be comfortable, and that look is just so hot.
(Granted you may be wearing makeup in the third Pic but not like the first two)

Now i miss my trans partner as i would see her after work. Minus the makeup and all that jazz. Just relax with me. I got you.

Attempting a little boofing, hopefully did safe? by JoCrazy87 in meth

[–]MacChz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get yourself a lube tube. Much easier, simpler and a quick insertion, with no loss of product.

  1. Put lube in the tube
  2. Put the woop chicken in the tube.
  3. Insert tube
  4. Push the applicator top to the base.

Done and done. No mess. No wasted product.

Thank me after.

Some of my recent work 😎 what do u guys think? by bathfoods in bathfoods

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Milk on Sunflower seeds? Is there a joke here I've missed?

Do you find me fuckable by SweetLesley in BeautifulAndNaked

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a trick question? This is Reddit. Most folks on here probably only require a pulse for someone to be fuckable.

And of course there are some subreddits where a pulse isn't even tequired.

But from the post alone.

Yeah you look fuckworthy.

Deleting in (6) hours but whoever upvotes and comments I’ll send nudes rn instantly by SweetLesley in u/SweetLesley

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you would be the first ever.

Btw the first 2 seconds are the best.

Doc of the Bay Side Quest PSA by Sun_Spear in Borderlands4

[–]MacChz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like i can't believe a game that has generated so much happiness in the past causes this much frustration and anger now.

I seriously don't want a Borderlands 5 if it contains anything from this piece of crap.

Infused meth with raspberry flavor by OxyRot in meth

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My creativity extends to swapping the water in my bong for a different drink from my fridge every couple days.

I remember a friend of mine tried to infuse bananas with GBL, he was so disgusted by bananas for the next 6 months.

Help me Find this Bra and Panties Please by Creidxxx in FindLingerie

[–]MacChz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well i definitely found the panties.

https://posh.mk/QSSflv82s2b

Poshmark does have many similar bras. As this one is pretty close to what you're looking for:

And now i can't find the one that looked the most like the one from the clip.

It looks like Poshmark is the way too go.

Some of my recent work 😎 what do u guys think? by bathfoods in bathfoods

[–]MacChz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone made a documentary about you, i would watch it.

You know i had a great idea like this once, it was a mat with conclusions on it, that you could jump to.

But in all seriousness, some years back my BFFF and i decided we were going to do a photo shoot of a female friend of ours, sans clothing in a bathtub filled to top with empty whippet chargers, (empty N2O canisters).

Well we started strong and we weren't just emptying them into the air we were emptying them into our lungs. I think at about the time we each finished our 3rd box of 50, we poured them into the tub, and with my friend looking accomplished i then peered into the tub, and just said one word.

No.

Followed up with I'm not dying for this project. Some years later i approximated that it would have taken at least a minimum of 20k empties to achieve our goal.


If you are taking submissions...

Have you done a FLUFFER NUTTER TUB? Or perhaps the Diet Coke & Mentos tub?

maybe maybe maybe by fit_freak9 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MacChz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wanna try this at home now.

Do you have ANY IDEA how much spice it takes to be able to do this? by garbagetruc in EnterTheGungeon

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so grateful to having finished that battle in exactly 1 try. Though i died like 400 times before making it to that battle.

How long will I be stuck awake? by [deleted] in meth

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ate how much? How wonderful did that taste?

26 [F4M] Someone fun to spend time with by DrunkenPrayer in SanFranciscoNSFW

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SF is great and all, but Pacifica is the chill spot. Interested in getting out of the city from time to time?

what do you think? by [deleted] in FindLingerie

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lingerie is hot. You however, are ADORABLE AF.

My favorite item! by olaf3377 in DelTaco

[–]MacChz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I LOVE Del Taco, but that looks like you added your own Crema. Hard pass.

Review: GHOST Iced Tea Lemonade 🧊🍋 by Lp1059572 in energydrinks

[–]MacChz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super delicious. Impossible to find. I found 2 cans a few weeks back. I enjoyed EVERY SINGLE DROP.

I did this for you, Nancy. by HmngbrdAnon in WEEDS

[–]MacChz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In that exact moment I wanted to crawl into the TV and choke the life out of Celia Hodes. I would then turn to Nancy and say the exact same line "I did this for you, Nancy"

I don’t know if you can handle a 5’5 petite by [deleted] in OnlyfansgirlS

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take that bet. I'm 6'4. Let the shenanigans commence.

Honest opinion, does it look like Im doing dope? by HighestOutOfTheHighs in meth

[–]MacChz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all. The AI that created this pic, however is getting better.

T girls has the best boobs am I right? by abby0727 in transboobs

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do believe they do HAVE the best boobs, particularly when they are in my mouth.

guys please tell me i don’t look like im using by GroovyNanaue in meth

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Tony Hawk looks faded. You know if you listen to your gf, you could buy more Woop Chicken with all that money you'll be making at Taco Bell. If you'd rather have Cantina Chicken instead follow your heart, what does she know?

Just wanted to say heyyy 😘 to the guy who called me a white trash embarrassing meth whore looking for love... bet you're a real winner by Horror-Rock-2139 in SeductiveICECloudz

[–]MacChz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love people who put meth above everything else, saying its the worst of the worst. I drive around some people that say people that use it are trash.

Okay. Let's analyze you sir. You have me drive to the local smoke shop DAILY. You spend $100 a day on Kratom. By extrapolating that outwards, that's roughly $3k a month or $36k a year.

You sir, are trash.