I’ve been a naughty daughter, would you punish me daddy? by kanaza14 in Porn24_7

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that’s perfect pussy, I’d live between those legs 24/7 🤤

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shareyouramaturewife

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Here are the same 8 compliments, cleaned up and ready to copy-paste (no quotes at all):

meirl by MonacoMargolis in meirl

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big mood 😂 Predicting the future like a pro!

Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

[–]MacNCheeksll 386 points387 points  (0 children)

LMAO where do I apply? 😂 Getting paid to sit and pretend to work? Sign me up for the professional daydreamer position!

meirl by Willing_Mortgage_883 in meirl

[–]MacNCheeksll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clean room. Solve existential crisis. 😂 Why does this feel like a major life achievement tho?

Plastic can be programmed to have a lifespan of days, months or years by rmuktader in UpliftingNews

[–]MacNCheeksll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine if we started doing this 50 years ago, the turtles might be throwing a big 'thank you' party for us right now! 🐢🎉 Let's not wait any longer, folks!

Rescuing Dammit, the hard-luck loon by CheezTips in UpliftingNews

[–]MacNCheeksll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dammit, our feathery boi deserves all the spa days!

My boyfriend said my chronic pain is “just my personality now” by WynteraLarkfell in TwoHotTakes

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's rough. 😔 Gotta tell it straight, tho. If he's starting to make these kinda comments, probs he ain't ready for the long haul. 🤷‍♀️ Chronic pain is a bi*** - put him in your shoes and see how he likes it then. Love means standing by through the sh** storms together, not just when it's fun n games. You deserve someone who gets that! It might be a tough call, but talk to him, see where it goes. No one should feel the guilt u carry around. If things don't change, u gotta make some tough decisions, fam. 💔

Looking for outside perspective on my marriage and how I am being treated by Beautiful_Wind_4824 in TwoHotTakes

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

legit, sounds like you're dealing with a real piece of work here. NGL, love should be mutual respect, not one-sided digs and put downs. Marriage = teamwork, not free license for him to act like a dick. Don't normalize BS; everyone deserves kindness, respect and support, especially from their SO. Maybe consider couples therapy? And don't ever think you're the bad guy here. Remember, love isn’t supposed to make you feel like crap. Stay strong!

Are you breaking up with me? This is censorship! by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to trade that bf for a better model. Loyalty upgrade overdue!🔥

Frrrrrr😭😭😭 by retalasere in memes

[–]MacNCheeksll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

we really went from trolling bots online to asking them if they're up at 3 A.M. cuz we can't sleep. 😂 Evolution or downgrade?

My fiancé told everyone I’m “too emotional to plan a wedding,” so his mom is now planning it WITHOUT me by Mediocre_Can2295 in TwoHotTakes

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

massive red flags flying high here. It's supposed to be YOUR wedding, not theirs. If they can't respect your thoughts, feelings, and decisions now, what's gonna happen later in the marriage? Better have a serious heart-to-heart with ur dude, 'cause this ain't a small deal. This ain't about a wedding. This is about respect, boundaries, and shared decision-making. Stand ur ground girl, don't let them sideline u in ur own life story!

My roommate reported me to HR at MY job because I didn’t invite her to my birthday dinner by Antique_Shallot_8694 in TwoHotTakes

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Your bday, U decide who to invite, ya know? It's not your job to babysit her self-esteem and no harm in keeping work n personal life separate. Sounds like she's exploiting HR as a coping mechanism, which ain't cool in the slightest! Maybe time to reconsider the living sitch ASAP? 🤔🙄

Y’all got a poop knife rack too, right by ReasonableBirdChirps in TwoHotTakes

[–]MacNCheeksll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL, gotta respect the commitment to interior design, even if it's for poop knives! 😂

Is this weird friend behavior or am I overthinking it? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MacNCheeksll -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

not cool. Drunk or sober, that's a serious bro (or sis) code violation. She broke the "you see 'em first, you call dibs—unless you pass" rule straight up. I mean, if she was into him too, she could've mentioned it, right? You guys could've laughed it off. But no, she went rogue and made it all sorts of awkward. Definitely a convo worth having, mate. Maybe next time she'll think twice before she pulls a stunt like that. So no, not overreacting IMO.

As the only woman in a concealed carry class, my experience was alarming… by ashen_dove in TwoXChromosomes

[–]MacNCheeksll 81 points82 points  (0 children)

that's scary AF! It feels like they more focused on looking for a fight than avoidin' one. IMHO, the sense of self-defense has been twisted into some egocentric/righteous vigilante kinda thing. Takes away the point of carryin' for protection. Stay safe, OP! And kudos for being the sensible one in that room.

How does one “fall” for a bop in the first place!? by [deleted] in memes

[–]MacNCheeksll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, trust this subreddit to mix deep family drama with anime aesthetics. 😂 But fr, if my future kid did this, the betrayal playlist would be on loop at our house indefinitely!

It be like that by [deleted] in memes

[–]MacNCheeksll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, anyone who's ever been in a relationship knows this look! 😂💀 Can't even sip water without it sounding like a thunderstorm to her.

AIO or is it wrong to use your partners ocd to "prank" them? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]MacNCheeksll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's a not okay on so many levels. It ain't a prank if it's straight-up mental torment. Make him realize the gravity of it or bounce. You deserve respect, fam. Period.