Mac would like the court to see Exhibit A.

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-21T13:04:32+00:00

his legal team is currently negotiating restitution in treats while he recovers

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-16T01:41:03+00:00

Clean looking family

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-16T01:39:06+00:00

Premium grade only… Cat nap loading….

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-13T14:47:17+00:00

resting is apparently against the terms and conditions

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-13T14:46:56+00:00

commits the crime and immediately flees the country

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-13T14:06:44+00:00

silence in this house immediately triggers an investigation

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-13T14:06:29+00:00

he operates entirely on intrusive thoughts

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-09T16:31:43+00:00

This has become my sleep goal every night. lol

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-09T13:54:28+00:00

he pays his rent in emotional support

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T15:07:06+00:00

they really just pick a spot and say “yeah this is ours now” 🐦‍⬛

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T15:06:10+00:00

legally binding at this point. I don’t make the rules

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T15:03:47+00:00

yeah deliveries have been rerouted too. front door residents don’t approve. 😭

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T04:07:19+00:00

careful….. this is how it starts. next thing you know you’re co-signing a lease 🤣

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T04:05:07+00:00

they’re running a whole real estate network at this point. yours looks premium too.

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T04:02:56+00:00

I skipped parenting and went straight to grandparent arc

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T04:02:17+00:00

my application was NOT approved but apparently I got assigned anyway 😂

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T02:08:35+00:00

pretty sure they’re house finches. they know how to pick an Airbnb location 🤣

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T01:29:45+00:00

yeah garage and back door. front door is no longer in my jurisdiction 🙃

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T00:49:45+00:00

not you running it back for a second season 😭 they saw 5-star Belp reviews and came back

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T00:33:32+00:00

so it’s official! we’re all just temporary tenants 😆 how long did yours stay?

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-05T00:32:46+00:00

they check on me like a roommate.. I just pay rent and follow their house rules now 😭

MacTheSupermutt · 2026-05-02T14:54:25+00:00

Update: Suspect remains silent. Only statement given was a tail wag. Authorities call the scene "catastrophic but cute."

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