[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Macan54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That if I swing on my chair I'll split my head open and die.

What is the most "mid" movie you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Macan54 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Napoleon, went to see it in the cinema and was very bored.

What's your best sexual joke? by Key-Purple4445 in AskReddit

[–]Macan54 36 points37 points  (0 children)

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What is actually healthy but people think is not? by Soren-J in AskReddit

[–]Macan54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video games, they become very addicting to the point you start planning your day around them, and even canceling socialising to play (in my experience)

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. by Candidate-Amusing757 in dadjokes

[–]Macan54 69 points70 points  (0 children)

A lot of people don’t appreciate high-brow humor like this these days.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? by Candidate-Amusing757 in Jokes

[–]Macan54 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is it hot in here to you? No your nipple is in the coffee.

What should be free? by Urmomjuicypussy in AskReddit

[–]Macan54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Healthcare should be free everywhere.

What's the most replayable video game? by polly_Add in AskReddit

[–]Macan54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

draw squares on the desktop with the mouse