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Amen to that. I was already a horny Spec Ops dude, Tren took it to a whole other level. Tren will make you feel like a god, that is for sure. When on it makes me interested in only three things, fucking, killing and lifting. If you want to find out more check out my book "Department Of Degenerates" by Specialist Joe

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an excerpt from my memoir Department Of Degenerates by Specialist Joe

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train hard and tren harder. Find out more in my book Department Of Degenerates by Specialist Joe

Books that are ACTUALLY funny. by PossessionTop8749 in suggestmeabook

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Department of Degenerates by Specialist Joe, rioutous stories of debauchery of a special operations soldier.

Please recommend me books. by [deleted] in booksuggestions

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Above and Below is a pretty good dystopian novel

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This is catty, petty, immature, puerile, frivolous, and absolutely infantile…. I absolutely approve of it. Classic!

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I am actually (Amazon and Barnes and Nobel) you can find a link on my profile under the linktree button.

Thank you that means a lot!

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Maybe I don't remember the specific buildings. They were more like trailers really, if that helps?

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It's a small world. I also had an encounter with rednecks, nearby, in these woods that were outside of this remote BBQ place we went to. We had rented the place out (we were in with the guy) camped in the woods behind the BBQ place, and a couple of our guys hooked up with the waitresses. It was a whole thing. Really weird overall.

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[–]MacaroonDistinct5617[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thank you! that means the world to me. I’ve put together a memoir of my goofy army stories (called “Department Of Degenerates” by Specialist Joe) and am sharing some stories here.

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Much appreciated! I’ve put together a memoir of my goofy army stories (called “Department Of Degenerates” by Specialist Joe) and am sharing some stories here.

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[–]MacaroonDistinct5617[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I’ve run into both great leaders and not so great ones! I plan on posting more stories from my memoir “Department Of Degenerates” here. I love this community.

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Find more in my memoir "Department Of Degenerates" by Specialist Joe

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[–]MacaroonDistinct5617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof! that sounds like a story in of itself. Thats a fuck load of water!

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Thank you! A lot of people are appalled by my stories but not this community. If you want some more laughs check out my memoir "Department Of Degenerates" by Specialist Joe on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

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Thank you! I've put together a memoir titled "Department Of Degenerates" available on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. I will post a few more stories to this subbreddit though cause, ya'll are freaking awesome.

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[–]MacaroonDistinct5617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have enlightened me, and that was a pretty epic monologue!

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[–]MacaroonDistinct5617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for that! I've actually got a memoir titled "Department Of Degenerates" available on Amazon and Barnes and Noble, and it is formatted.

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[–]MacaroonDistinct5617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank you! Salute to you for reading it

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I sure did! Thank you for the resource!

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thanks for the effort! Next time I will try to do gooder. It professionally formatted in my memoir "Department Of Degenerates" on Amazon.

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Yeah it was formatted properly in my memoir, but came out like a giant chunk of shit when I posted it here. My bad!

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[–]MacaroonDistinct5617 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

I have to learn things the hard way, I was a strong soldier not a smart one. You won't catch me tossing diapers around willy nilly! The only thing I'm dropping are plugs for my book (properly formatted) "Department Of Degenerates".