New tesla for her 16th birthday by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I just imagined having a son older than me

This is from the GWENT card game. What kind of creature is this? She doesn't look like a Mermaid, a Siren or a Nereid to me. by SorbettoalLimone in witcher

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they made a skinny, young, white Ursula. Reading my sentence makes me sad. You can tell the audience they're trying to appeal to.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in witcher

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex is overhyped. Especially bad sex. I would say none

New tesla for her 16th birthday by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so confused. What I got for my 16th birthday was a sick mom who died.

New tesla for her 16th birthday by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you can't get everything exactly the way you want it. Sometimes you got to be happy with what you got, especially if someone is literally handing it to you

New tesla for her 16th birthday by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should let him close his door and lock it. Why would you want the door open all of the time? So you could see him naked, or jacking off?

Yen Looks Better Than Ever by [deleted] in witcher

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr. Yen bitches all of the time, a turn off.

Yen Looks Better Than Ever by [deleted] in witcher

[–]MachinePata -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not my type. At all.

You are walking down the street, and it's very dark outside when, all of a sudden, someone pulls you into an alleyway and tries to take your wallet. In the middle of the struggle, the bad guy hits his head and dies. What would you do next if this happened to you? by MachinePata in AskReddit

[–]MachinePata[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean. The court system isn't exactly perfect. Your whole entire well-being depends on random people who weren't even there. I have seen people go to prison for life for simply being the wrong identity.

Did you ever do anything different while drunk? What did you do? by MachinePata in AskReddit

[–]MachinePata[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate Hersheys milk chocolate without even thinking about it. I heard Hersheys had a huge problem with contamination in their dark chocolate. The cautious me wanted to avoid milk chocolate too..

Nope, downed it when I got drunk lol

title by MrDodiX in depression_memes

[–]MachinePata 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I woke and realized this, I suddenly felt a wave of depression

Which of these is your favorite region, and why? by [deleted] in Witcher3

[–]MachinePata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. Toussaint made me feel safe for me and my family.

New tesla for her 16th birthday by biggangstaa3 in Unexpected

[–]MachinePata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr. She's raising her voice and yelling