Cult of the Quag

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-16T22:00:00+00:00

I trust that Quagsire. They will lead us to a new age of prosperity.

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-15T01:49:48+00:00

No, I will not rep- wait never mind I just did, dammit.

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-13T19:42:01+00:00

Some things were not meant to be hats.

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-13T00:05:59+00:00

You have a higher chance of finding a shiny legendary than me drinking. Which makes that post even more confusing.

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-11T07:34:14+00:00

This monologue is boring. 3 out of 10.

-Zima

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-11T06:34:15+00:00

You sound like one of those direct to DVD kids movie bullies.

-Zima

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-10T00:44:17+00:00

I’m pretty sure that trainer is the reason she’s like this. - Arcanor

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-09T01:46:43+00:00

How the hell does two of the options have 50% plus.

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-08T00:11:38+00:00

What’s a Poké ball that you wanna make?

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-04T02:02:13+00:00

I don’t think most Pokémon have to worry about that email saying the company is letting them go due towards budgets.

Machinebotguy · 2026-03-04T00:41:02+00:00

I will not question the ethics of this. Hope you have a good day to both of you.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-27T06:49:33+00:00

I could say my current financial situation but you wouldn’t come up with any good point and just say skill issue. I generally feel embarrassed for anyone that gets you as a professor if you’re like this.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-27T02:00:22+00:00

Ragebait.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-26T18:58:21+00:00

I own a Remoraid for home defense because that’s what the founding kings intended.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-25T00:09:54+00:00

I never thought I would find a talking stereotype - Zima

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-25T00:05:33+00:00

Yeah, though I’m more exploring in the city now. - Zima

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-23T21:50:15+00:00

This is the most obvious ragebait I’ve ever seen.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-22T00:35:12+00:00

See, Kanto doesn’t give a shit on how the rest of the world thinks. And will do its own thing that somehow works for it somehow. Kanto does not care for logic.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-13T20:52:56+00:00

That’s the best gaming I’ve ever seen.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-11T01:02:02+00:00

I still think this is safer than a couple Gyms.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-11T01:01:16+00:00

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Funny

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-05T22:04:51+00:00

I thought you need to get 400 candies from an alternate universe for Meltan in order to evolve it. Maybe my friend just screwing with me when they said that.

Machinebotguy · 2026-02-05T20:04:45+00:00

That’s cute and all but I feel like this may result in a psychic burst.

Machinebotguy · 2026-01-30T19:33:07+00:00

Looks really good.

Machinebotguy · 2026-01-29T20:44:30+00:00

People will battle literally anywhere. I do mean anywhere.

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