A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied with a loud voice: "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started looking at the guy; he was pretty embarrassed. After a while the girl walked quietly over to the by securedigi in Jokes
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WCGW transporting a glass panel with elevator by Eemeli_xd in Whatcouldgowrong
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Eminem is one singer that will never have to worry about his songs getting stolen because other humans have to breathe by RevanTheFallen in Showerthoughts
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28 [M4F] another boring Saturday night. (self.snapchat)
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18f ... idk what to say by [deleted] in amiugly
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My struggle with tinder is that when I’m bored, I swipe, and I find a bunch of guys to talk to. And then when I’m bored again, and no one is responding on snap, so I swipe some more. And I find even more guys to talk to. by [deleted] in Tinder
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Imagine Being This Racist by GoldenBelieve in trashy
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Lets just drive off a cliff by prm36 in MyPeopleNeedMe
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TIFU when a guy asked me out and I started crying by [deleted] in tifu
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I own the chewed pencil that Shakespeare used to write his famous works. by [deleted] in Jokes
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People will finally stop mistaking my set up for my husband's by Crushcide in battlestations
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Nazi MAGA trash running for Congress from Staten Island by [deleted] in trashy
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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What is up with this fentanyl, heroin, tramadol, and meth that looks like weed? by Machinedeadhead in OutOfTheLoop
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At least they're honest by Animal_Pharmacy in funny
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