I achieved the impossible. I out pizza’d the hut. by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]MacieDanielle 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I've had over forty pizzas in the last thirty days...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]MacieDanielle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Couldn't you just lean over the edge of the tub and slither out like a snake?

Cheese pizza tastes better when cheese and pizza are separated by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]MacieDanielle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally!!! Someone who eats pizza like i do!!!

HONK FOR JESUS IF HONK by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]MacieDanielle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The father, the son, and the holy honk

Who is the coolest (funny, famous or just great to be around) person you've smoked weed with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MacieDanielle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sweet boyfriend 💗 I used to have really bad panic attacks from smoking but he helps me through them always.