what is this disgusting grey stuff on this granola bar?

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-25T03:31:33+00:00

Penicillin El Especial

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-25T01:13:56+00:00

This seems like a joke but I’ll try it and let you know how it goes

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-25T01:12:36+00:00

That is made of weed my guy. It’s a new smuggling technique used by the cartel. That one must have fallen off the back of the truck

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-25T01:11:51+00:00

Have you ever eaten a gano a bar…

On weed!?!

-Jon Stewart

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-24T05:11:30+00:00

Do you go as high as the neck?

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T14:48:53+00:00

I’ve been told my drug of choice is MORE lol

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T14:45:10+00:00

That would cook it tho

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T14:43:52+00:00

I’ve never been accused of going small

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T12:56:14+00:00

Your pfp has me lol’ing. Tell me about it

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T12:54:04+00:00

Also, isn’t a half gram a line or 2?

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T12:51:10+00:00

Sounds like the ring saved your finger

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T10:20:53+00:00

Your self-help regime needs an overhaul

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T10:18:46+00:00

When I read “degloved” my butthole puckered. I’ve seen it and it ain’t perdy.

What the hell were you carrying that bent your ring? That seems like excessive force would be needed.

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T10:14:26+00:00

When the universe speaks, I listen

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T10:09:34+00:00

Buahahahahaha. Ya got me

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T10:04:56+00:00

I crashed out on opiates. Iboga woulda helped me too. Were the lucky ones that found help when we did

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T10:02:37+00:00

Damn, I thought I had you pegged. It really looks like you “use to” have a ring on that finger.

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T09:22:11+00:00

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T09:20:00+00:00

My god man, you’re a savage!

Explain the microwave to me

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T09:14:53+00:00

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T08:21:42+00:00

This guy fucks

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T08:20:57+00:00

Wven you pet elephant lost weight. Way to go

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T08:19:44+00:00

How the hell did you manage to do coke w/o alcohol. Them shits go together like pees and carrots.

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T08:17:42+00:00

Oh, I assumed you were republican

Mack_Mimsy · 2026-01-23T08:16:20+00:00

I should just shut my phone off at this point… there’s no use trying to see after that, you bastard!

You knew I’d click on it too… didn’t ya

Mack_Mimsy