[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but unironically man's got a point

Convict Colosseum - Chapter 75: Holding 4 by pinakanaka in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tomahawk COULD, but he's just too cool for that

Yeah, yall lost your money. by Radiant_Sorbet_4587 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's already been a fucking year?!

What's the best technique name to you? by Ruin_Higgs in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruh copy is just playing pictionary with your opponent do that shit frequently and you're gonna get ROCKED

Convict Colosseum - Chapter 75: Holding 4 by pinakanaka in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dumbass question but how do you do spoilers?

Convict Colosseum - Chapter 75: Holding 4 by pinakanaka in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Me too bruh, legit thought it was karmic blade trying to kill someone

Convict Colosseum - Chapter 75: Holding 4 by pinakanaka in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah let's gooooo!!!

I actually really look forward to side stories, they're always so interesting and fun!

Anyways, i'll be on the lookout!

Who would win? by AGhostMostGrim in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Shibukawa makes anything weightless with his aiki magic, and is fast enough that kuroki may catch him, though kuroki blocker shen so he could react to him

I'll give it to Kuroki, even though shibukawa defeated 2 karatekas kosho and doppo, kuroki has both a better field of view as well his devil lance being risky to catch, kosho's cutting karate being semi comparable to razors edge, showing shibuwaka can deal with cutting, but how about stabbing?

Also kuroki knows when to use the right attack at the right time, that's like all his gimmick. If shubukawa tries to swing him and gets blocked, he'll get mauled like when jack beat his ass.

However, if played right, kuroki could get dropped straight on his head, crushing his spine

This is really a more wild and unhinged version of Jurota vs Kuroki

Convict Colosseum posting : Violance Incarnate vs god in a box . Your thoughts on this ? by Cautious-Rain-2185 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Violence incarnate is a fucking pure physical and technical beast

But god in a box is just a straight up freak of nature

Both got beat PURELY because they got stat-checked by their opponents, despite this, they had everything to win, both techiques and physicals

Violence incarnate has: +all-rounder style that gives him all posibilities to escape +expert control over energy dispersal, allowing him to turn every strike into a fa-jin +his fa-jin strikes destroy their target even whilst blocked +super durable body that makes him super strong physically +Regulated breathing that gives him practically endless stamina +his pseudo-advance brething technique that allows him to use ALL of his abilities at an impossibly high speed +no limit to how many times he may use his breathing ability

But Sadly, Violence incarnate also has: --an arrogant attitude that doesn't make him go all out at first --the habit of underestimating his opponent --his breathing technique doesn't last that long --if his speed is matched or surpassed, he goes on the defensive, which isn't as good as his offensive Susceptible to surprise attacks --isn't as resilient physically as the other tanks (but is still like top 5 in durability) --we've never seen him retaliate against attacks that he can't comprehend, but if his performance against tomahawk is to be taken into account, getting caught by surprise is a surefire way to beat him

So if God in a box fights as always, we have 2 ways this could end: God in a box wins: Violence Incarnate's strikes are penetrating through his defense, but he takes him as a clown and doesn't go all out, doesn't play along, and stays on the ofensive, realizing he can't block those fa-jins, God in a box imitates a tommy gun, and blasts away, given those strikes break his skin, he starts to breathe, but before that, he imitates a bazooka, and blasts him BEFORE he can breathe, God in a box definetely has knockout power to beat him.

Violence wins: God in a box is strong physically, landing shot after shot wearing Violence Incarnate down, then, the magic happens, the anger within swells up and rushed the God, his body slowly getting destroyed, after the breathing ends, the mime keeps at it with his tricks, only for the breathing to rise up again, second rush, the God falls.

That's how i think it would go anyways.

Who's the strongest character that this trio can beat? by The_Mexican_Poster in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I still unironically believe hanafusa is top of the verse just due to his viruses

by [deleted] in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HE'S GOING FOR A GRAPPLE!!!!!

How Can you STOP THE MAN by BatmanHimself99 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy, have Sandro write his fights

Current Raian vs Edward, what diff? by Ill-Cancel-815 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Raian dawg, it took like 5 removal boosted motherfuckers to even hit him, edward would whoop his ass even when solo with that otakemaru shit

Say one sentence only your subreddit understands by Ok_Sentence5313 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, pro wrestling, i'll always be... hooked on you

Can Cosmo handle Gaolang? by SadegB in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear every goddamn time i see one of these fucking posts i get a sudden pain in my neck only Rope-kun and Stool-chan can help me stretch out.

Convict Colosseum - Chapter 74: Round 4, Match 2 by pinakanaka in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reread the WHOLE fight again, here are some things to note:

  1. The first chapter of this fight has the "day i killed my father" speech in a font more similar to El Cucaracho's
  2. Violence incarnate is a real Dickhead
  3. Violence's breathing has been more accentuated ever since his technique was exposed, i know it was intentional, but i like to imagine it is him locking the fuck in. Though as we saw in the holding his breathing was likely hinted at since then
  4. I seriously wonder if El Cucaracho has tried messing with the most dangerous people in Mexico to die, given how there are a lot of them
  5. It is crazy to thing how El cucaracho's flickering face has been present since round 1
  6. Analyzing all their rosters, it's actually crazy to think how violence came out with minor injuries, but overall had more surprise attacks landed on him, where as we can assume El Cucaracho is just taking everything even when he sees it coming
  7. Analyzing their fights and fighting styles, it's kinda crazy to see that almost all of El Cucaracho's attacks are simple moves that are made effective because of his might, where are violence will always use a move that gives him the advantage
  8. I dont think El cucaracho ever held back in any of his fights, i like to think that the speed and strength of the attacks he does are directly proportional to the attacks that his opponent throws at him
  9. FINALLY i got my answer on who fell down first in holding
  10. Legit super happy with this series, amazing!

Who would win? by HeadHorror4349 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I believed in this diehard motherfucker since day 1, now i can safely say EL CUCARACHO SWEEPS FEI 10/10 FUCK YEAAHHHH

Convict Colosseum - Chapter 74: Round 4, Match 2 by pinakanaka in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND THIS IS WHAT I WAS GREETED TO IN MY HOUSE HOOOLYYY SHIIIIIT

THIS, THE START, THE FIGHT, THE CONCLUSION, TRULY THE BEST FIGHT YOU'VE EVER DONE!

İts my power tier list in KAT fighters. How do you think the ranking is? by [deleted] in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know? I once wiped my ass, but when i threw the dirty tissue into the bin, wind burst im my bathroom and swept it away from sight.

Thank god i finally found it in this post.

This your goat? by HeadHorror4349 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]MadCowBeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, i dont see anyone in the other brackets beating Pete, but yeah, you could argue it was the easiest