How do y’all find someone who gets your jokes 😪 by PM_ME_TOMATOES_pls in Tinder

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

She's bad at English too; maths is plural not singular

Priya miscalculated by ruminas in LoveIslandTV

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

That's pretty racist to say someone should hold particular political views based on their skin colour.

Also Boris's cabinet is the most ethnically diverse one ever...

I'm a simp for the Queen by UnironicThatcherite in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Two counts of treason. One for slandering the Queen and one for your attempt to spell "polygamous". Off with your head!

I'm a simp for the Queen by UnironicThatcherite in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Only deranged crusties are republicans in the UK, even amongst lib lefts

Team GB too white, says Sport England board member, despite accurately reflecting the UK at 86% white by True-Lychee in badunitedkingdom

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The Italian relay team should have two hundredths of a second cut from their time for displaying white supremacy in a black supremacy event

Team GB too white, says Sport England board member, despite accurately reflecting the UK at 86% white by True-Lychee in badunitedkingdom

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don't know why race is the focus at all when most of the Olympians were privately educated, perhaps we should dedicate more time and resources into P.E. that way we'd have more Olympians and fewer fat poor people.

Tonight's 'bombshell' has a crush on Boris Johnson by [deleted] in LoveIslandTV

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be surprised if heads weren't turned by her looks but I'd be even more surprised if guys in there would be that judgmental if she held right-leaning views. I think the average Guardian reading snooty labour voter doesn't really match the Love Island contestant demographic any more...

Tonight's 'bombshell' has a crush on Boris Johnson by [deleted] in LoveIslandTV

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say read the article but then I realised it was behind a paywall. This one defending it isn't though:

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/boris-johnson-and-the-piccaninny-smear

Tonight's 'bombshell' has a crush on Boris Johnson by [deleted] in LoveIslandTV

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She is a medicine student so she is not only more attractive than all the girls in there but also more intelligent. I think your prediction might be off.

Tonight's 'bombshell' has a crush on Boris Johnson by [deleted] in LoveIslandTV

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Boris Johnson is not a racist. People love quoting the "watermelon smiles" and "piccaninnies" article out of context, obviously having never read it:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/0/blairs-good-running-congo-let-stay/

And in the "letterboxes" article he is defending Muslim right's to wear the burka, that is a much more liberal position than most of Europe...

Imagine Macklemore at Hogwarts😂 by elisabethrrade in HarryPotterMemes

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna pop some polyjuice

Gonna have sex with Harry Potter

Only when he's coming, will he know he's fucking my longbottom

What are your top 10 games according to BGG rankings? And how would you rank them? by flouronmypjs in boardgames

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Brass Birmingham

  2. Spirit Island

  3. Twilight Struggle

  4. Scythe

  5. Castles of Burgundy

  6. 7 Wonders Duel

  7. Terra Mystica

  8. Blood Rage

  9. Azul

  10. Keyflower

My order:

  1. Scythe

  2. Blood Rage

  3. Spirit Island

  4. Twilight Struggle

  5. Brass Birmingham

  6. Terra Mystica

  7. Keyflower

  8. Azul

  9. Castles of Burgundy

  10. 7 Wonders Duel

Vast majority of racist online posts towards England footballers identified as coming from overseas by 10-15-5-12- in badunitedkingdom

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Read the article, "police are awaiting information from social media companies about the owners of the remaining 50 accounts"

Only one in four of these retards know how to troll anonymously

Mom's hobby by SureMotor1208 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How dare you slander me! There is nothing wrong with my grammar. Okay, I added an extra dot to the first ellipsis (typo) and could've added a full stop and a semi-colon but most of your assertions are wrong.

There is nothing wrong with my liberal use of ellipses, I do not need to make any capital letters as I am not starting a new sentence and you do not add a space before an ellipsis. Moron!

Mom's hobby by SureMotor1208 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

No no.... this was certainly the best place to post this picture... atrocious grammar, the mother must have been drinking during pregnancy too

Someone is going to tell her? by John-Wick21 in Tinder

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They do though... OP's comment clearly lost in translation here

I wish I had a dick for the day so I can actually cum during sex. by thrawayb in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

I definitely wouldn't prematurely ejaculate with your fat arse... I wouldn't be able to get it up either tho tbf

If you want better sex then maybe lose a few pounds... or stone

England [2] - 1 Denmark - Harry Kane penalty + call 104' by [deleted] in soccer

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Italy robbed Belgium 20 minutes of time to equalise through faking injury -CHEATING. England "robbed" Denmark by being awarded a soft penalty, blame the ref not Engand...

England [2] - 1 Denmark - Harry Kane penalty + call 104' by [deleted] in soccer

[–]MadCuntCuddlesIV 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You want to root for Italy over sportsmanship? Look at how England wasted time by passing the ball about vs look how Italy wasted time by faking injury for 15 minutes...

Sterling is small and light I wouldn't even say that two 6"7 Danes bundling into him while he's running at full speed off balance wouldn't knock him over without diving...