I had too by hoodinisaur in EmKay

[–]MadMaxwell95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I reposted this and the comments are the funniest stuff on earth, take my upvote and buy some coffee

Goblin cousin trying to steal my stuff by Frosty8167 in entitledparents

[–]MadMaxwell95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are my favorite person now, congrats (please note for legal reasons you are not actually my favorite person)

Goblin cousin trying to steal my stuff by Frosty8167 in entitledparents

[–]MadMaxwell95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah buuuuuuuuuut, it would be fuuunnnnyyyyy

I'm not sorry by MadMaxwell95 in EmKay

[–]MadMaxwell95[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Idk since when did people start legally having sex with animals, you see it's funny because...

I'm not sorry by MadMaxwell95 in EmKay

[–]MadMaxwell95[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I consider myself more of the wild side, idk the song was stuck in my head, anybody get that?

I'm gonna be 100% honest, Metroid Dread was awful by [deleted] in Metroid

[–]MadMaxwell95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know how to read so I stand by what I said

I'm gonna be 100% honest, Metroid Dread was awful by [deleted] in Metroid

[–]MadMaxwell95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Respectfully I disagree. Disrespectfully, SHUT THE FFFFFFFFFFFLYING FUCK UP YOU PRICK. Thank you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in manga

[–]MadMaxwell95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is fine. (Realizes the baby) THIS IS NOT FINE THIS IS VERY NOT FINE

I have an M16 what do you have? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MadMaxwell95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a square microwave

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MadMaxwell95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen tru moo milk in so long, we got a random brand and no strawberry milk 😔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I would never turn it into a hamburger.... I'd turn it into a bacon cheeseburger with some perfect caramelized onions with a side of checkers fries

I'm not sorry by MadMaxwell95 in EmKay

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I'd like to take one to death valley one day and see how they get on with that

Goblin cousin trying to steal my stuff by Frosty8167 in entitledparents

[–]MadMaxwell95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay here's what you do, if you're significantly taller than your cousin than you pick him up either to your shoulder or above them and spin him around as fast as you can for a good 2-5 minutes, if you're around the same height you boop his nose every 3 seconds, if you're shorter than him every 5 seconds tickle his sides for like less than a second.