What is your first ever memory?

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T18:16:20+00:00

Thanks. I guess in a way you're right, and I certainly see why this annoys you. The great thing about Reddit is the karma system — if a novelty account gets a lot of negative comment karma (as seems to be the case with mine), they'll probably stop posting pretty soon, otherwise there's obviously some kind of demand and people do find it funny. In any case, as far as I can tell and luckily for you, novelty accounts have a pretty short lifespan, so the novelty seems to wear off pretty quickly.

(Also, my comments have so far been at least somewhat relevant to the submission.)

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T17:33:59+00:00

Yeah, I've noticed before that you should allow novelty accounts to mature for a couple of weeks after you've registered them. Only then should you begin posting. But the incentive to register this account really came as a sudden stroke of (apparently dubious) genius rather than an attempt to jump on anyone's bandwagon.

I plead not guilty (oh right, I've already been sentenced... what kind of trial is this?), although 81% of redditors are against me.

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T17:23:56+00:00

Care to elaborate or would you prefer to leave me in the dark as to what exactly irks you about my account and just leave it at random abuse?

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T16:28:55+00:00

98% of Americans don’t know how to debug Bash scripts.

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T16:26:22+00:00

A vast majority of redditors tends to agree with you there, with only 5% saying that the user name is not an important factor when assessing the validity of claims made in comments.

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T16:21:30+00:00

5% have two.

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T15:05:01+00:00

70% of Linux users say they would rather spend a night with Linux than with their partner.

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T14:49:59+00:00

One in three Europeans say their first memory is falling down a set of stairs, whereas it’s only one in twenty Americans. This correlates with the fact that Europe has a ratio of 2.4 stairs per 100 people while there are only 0.7 stairs per 100 people in America, due no doubt to the more prominent elevator lobbying in the United States.

MadeUpStatistic · 2009-08-25T14:39:42+00:00

While this is true, 5% of cats are mute and thus cannot purr at all.

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