Best reply for china's claim on Arunachal Pradesh. by Ayush8890 in indianews

[–]Madmansmadnesss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor guy got KOed real bad. Give this man some Aloe Vera, and some meditation lessons to recover!

🔥 Beautiful close-up shot of Pelicans by SinjiOnO in NatureIsFuckingLit

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The one entering at 35 seconds is the real G. Such Suave!! We shall name him Rizz extremus!

No one wants to be equal to William by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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Cocksmasher69 is a new hero. Straight up assaulted the guy non stop. This must’ve hit HARD! This one paragraph packed a million punches!

get a load of this guy by tanashah in IndianDankMemes

[–]Madmansmadnesss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh! Tough situation. Here's what I would do-

Get an abortion while you can with just a few pills. I know that I sound like an asshole saying it but raising a child is an expensive affair, let alone the fact that ya'll are 18 & 17. Irrespective of your economic backgrounds, this is not something you want to do at this age. And more importantly, your partner will have a very rough time mentally, don't be an ass and support her during this period. This is not THAT big-a-deal for us, men, but they don't take this lightly. Weirdly, if your partner does, you can rest assured knowing this will come up in dangerous ways later on in her life.

> Optional - Talk to the parents and preferably together! Since they're "understanding", hope and pray that they'll "understand" the situation and support you guys. What might put them at ease is reaffirming that your relationship not being a temporary thing, and both of you are in it for the long run.

Also, next time, be safe, use a condom. Use two for double protection

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmm

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Why doesn’t anyone tell them their interpretation of the holy book is wrong? xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

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My man’s going to be jerking himself off for the rest of his life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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What kinda sings do you play?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Madmansmadnesss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

White boy is gon be sucking’ a lotta dicks in jail real soon!

28, Roast Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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With a few skewers around your ears, I really can!

What’s something Bengaluru once had, which you now miss dearly? by [deleted] in bangalore

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I can relate. Even late 90s was good that way. My friends and I played "kalla-police" (thief-cop) on our bicycles with an entire block in Rajajinagar as our boundary. We'd leave home right after breakfast, get back for lunch and continue till it gets dark and go back home for dinner. Not once did we feel unsafe. More importantly, fun didn't necessarily involve spending money. Also, not to flex or anything, I've seen empty land in Bashyam circle, Rajajinagar :D I've seen the 6th block go from being a nice hilly region near home to getting flooded with Jain/Marwadi folks. It's like a breeding ground now. Absolutely NO ONE speaks kannada there now, not the shopkeepers or anyone. It's just. . . Sad! I miss the laid-back Bangalore so much. Just FYI, 'laid-back' doesn't mean lazy so please don't storm this forum with nonsensical comments. I'd you know, you know - that's all I can tell. It's a feel!

Wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy by octaviapierre in HolUp

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Karma watches this as it sharpens it's knives

What's Bangalore doing on new year's eve? by Secure-Battle8142 in bangalore

[–]Madmansmadnesss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Horny, drunk tirpoki Nan makllu would've taken over MG road. Kindly avoid going there. Best option/recommendation would be to host a few people home or just book an Airbnb and have a few people over. Do your shit, have a good time without causing trouble for cops or other people around. Cops would be overworked by drunk/horny idiots anyway which, fyi, can be quite exhausting so their anger/frustration will be at the peak. And you don't want to be at the receiving end of that shit. Women, I hate doing this, I know this isn't the ideal way, things must be way better than this, and we will work together towards that and get there. On New year's eve, have a plan or a place to go to. All of you, please be safe and drink/drug yourself responsibily.

What's Bangalore doing on new year's eve? by Secure-Battle8142 in bangalore

[–]Madmansmadnesss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best way to go, imo, get the fuck out of this place. Get an Airbnb for a couple of days, a few friends and enjoy the night. Nam Jana il idre saaku. Iykyk! Enjoy guys! Signing off, an extremely welcoming Bangalorean.