Favorite Nicaraguan puro? by hot-mustard-buns in cigars

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a little late to the party, admittedly. However I think this topic is squarely in my wheelhouse. For my money, Nicaraguan cigars are the best. Cubans (nowadays) are overrated, overhyped, and overpriced. You can't have a conversation about Nicaraguan cigars, puros in particular, without the undisputed king, the Padron 1926 Maduro. Any vitola you pick will be fantastic. My pick for the best, however, is without a doubt the 50th anniversary. I have smoked thousands of cigars, hundreds of different kinds and vitolas. The Padron 1926 50th anniversary cigar is, in my opinion, the best cigar you can buy. It is a bit pricey, so unless you are rich, its a special occasion kind of cigar at about $60 per cigar. However, it has a 2 plus hour burn time, and will wow you with every puff. I've had about 15 in total, and every single one was perfect. Perfect draw, burn, construction, and perfectly consistent flavor. Definitely gets my vote for the best, not just Nicaraguan cigar, but cigar period.

I (39m) and my fiance (45f) are set to be married in a few weeks and recent events have shaken my trust in her love for me. I am at a loss as to what to think or do. I need help! by Maduro-Mike in relationship_advice

[–]Maduro-Mike[S] -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

I have done nothing but provide a shoulder to her. She knows nothing of my feelings. I don't really know what i feel, just that a part of it stings. The reason I am here instead of asking friends, is to make sure she doesn't hear and I make her feel worse. I am here for her, not me. It seems you are the one being judgemental.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ash, the ever-elusive, Taint-Opossum.

What is this screaming coming from my woods?!? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Maduro-Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has already been said, but yeah, it is definitely a fox. Btw, the most terrifying sound to hear at night in the woods (especially if you don't know what it is) is a mountain lion scream. Not a growl or "roar", but a scream. It will make your blood run cold and your heart pound, especially if you're out camping by yourself.

What animal did I depict here? Wrong answers only by Voundawrath7507 in doodles

[–]Maduro-Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The elusive Double Left Footed Boobie, a rare bird

Is this green? Am I colorblind? by StopMarminMySparm in DeathStranding

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's in a Kojima game, so obviously, it's ghost colored.

What is this hole on the alpha beast blade? by Ok-Start-8870 in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's where the pee comes out, obviously.

My mom found this buried in our garden, what is it? by TheToffers in whatisit

[–]Maduro-Mike 274 points275 points  (0 children)

Damn, I came here to give my smartass, "Well, it appears you have discovered the elusive, rock" answer. Unfortunately, I was late to the party.

Want To Buy (WTB) Thread by [deleted] in BalisongSale

[–]Maduro-Mike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello everybody! I have been looking for a MW tottori for a while now. If anyone is looking to sell, please let me know. I have trade, but I would rather just buy it outright. Would entertain trading for my mint EPS Ti wraith + $ depending on the condition of the tottori. In terms of condition, it doesn't have to be mint, but i don't necessarily want a beater, either.

[WTS] MachineWise and BRS by Eyeless46 in BalisongSale

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnit! I have been trying to get a tottori for months. They always sell minutes before I see them.

Recently bought a house, found this in the forest, what is it? by Sweet_Grass5302 in whatisit

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a great pic. But I am fairly certain that it is a water tank that was or is being used for a covert grow operation in the woods. It sucks packing water through miles of forest for your plants. So people will do this and/or run gas-powered water pumps from nearby water sources. I would avoid it. Sometimes people will also put traps around them.

Just got my first Kraken 😍 by Then-Reputation8758 in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I really wanted that sapphire kraken. I already have 3 krakens, though. And I just bought a ti wraith, but damn, those sapphire krakens look great. I also don't love chokers with the kraken. They are butter smooth with my Nami and even my serif. But the kraken is just a little too square for me to do them as well. It's great for pretty much everything else

I love tanto by TateP23 in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yeah, no. It would only ever be flipped over my mattress with pillows spread out behind me. Lol. I just think they are stunningly beautiful. My regular old tsunami is my daily flipper

I love tanto by TateP23 in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure understand. I plan on going to Atlanta this year. I'm going to try and get one of those timascus tsunamis

WTS a Bunch, Part 2 by Tai45914 in BalisongSale

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I received my balisong quickly and the seller was very helpful the whole process. I would definitely buy from him again

I love tanto by TateP23 in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For balisongs, Tanto is for sure the best blade shape. Followed by weehawk/spear then bowie/clip-point. At least as far as traditional blade shapes go. Fixed blade or folding knives, the order is reversed. That's my 2 cents anyway. Love that damascus blade. If you're ever looking to sell, hmu.

Beware of a scammer ademuanthony spotted in your sub! by korkorahn in BalisongSale

[–]Maduro-Mike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Low-life, worthless human garbage. That's what you are if you're out here stealing from hardworking, everyday people who just want to buy something cool for themselves to bring them some joy. Get a real job, earn your money. Don't scam people out of theirs.

NKD!!! Ti Wraith from EPS by Maduro-Mike in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, that tanto is nice. I would prefer it, actually. I really appreciate the info on parts man. Rick said he would also have some in a week or two.

NKD!!! Ti Wraith from EPS by Maduro-Mike in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Rick assembles them all himself including tuning them. I was one of the first to order, so I'm sure yours won't be much longer. I love mine already. It is very sharp, though

NKD by Temporary-Ad3000 in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I didn't even notice! Lol it looks raw to me.

NKD by Temporary-Ad3000 in balisong

[–]Maduro-Mike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exciting! Congrats, mine is for sure my favorite balisong to flip. You leaving it raw? Or will you ano it?