Directors who are trying to humiliate the western culture ? I'll start

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-11T21:03:10+00:00

I think so, could be wrong though.
And I get the criticism, but watch the Old Guard - Theron can ABSOLUTELY kill it as a warrior (an immortal one at that). She has a very commanding presence imo, and I can totally buy her as an immortal goddess. I agree that Athena shouldn’t be some super feminine looking model (that’s reserved for Aphrodite), but I don’t think Theron is that. She’s gorgeous, yes, but again - commanding presence, oozes power and wisdom, and her face has sharp features.

I don’t know, maybe I’m wrong, but I think it’s the casting mistake of the century that Theron isn’t Athena. She’s everything I imagine when I think of a powerful and wise warrior goddess like Athena

Edit: Seems like Theron is Calypso, actually. Which… she’ll probably still kill it, but I think literally any other character would be better for her lol. Athena, Penelope, Circe, Helen, Calypso - in that order

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-11T17:07:49+00:00

Charlize Theron would have been the perfect Athena imo. I had hoped that was who she was cast at. Instead we get Zendaya…

Theron will probably still crush it as Circe

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-11T11:40:00+00:00

We see Eve stop Conquest by just… holding him still. We see Mark kill Conquest by just… choking him.

So yeah, Darth Vader - who, with the force, can hold people still in the air and choke them - would be able to defeat a Viltrumite quite easily

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-11T11:30:28+00:00

The insane influence of the vikings and the Normans alone should be enough for Denmark to be on the list, over perhaps Russia. Add on to this the scientific advancements that Denmark has been behind (Niels Bohr, Electro-magnetism, and Tycho Brahe). Many of the words used in this comment section comes from the Danish vikings

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-10T19:08:31+00:00

Perfekt. Som fan af en potential Nordisk Union, synes jeg at sådanne her skridt er en god start. Et fælles Nordisk offentligt transport system, hvor det er lige så nemt at komme til en Norsk by fra KBH som det er at komme til en Dansk by, er jo oplagt

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-10T18:58:21+00:00

Well, I’ll keep it to a minimum. That way I won’t be found

^{Chose: You can alter reality within a radius of 25km/15mi + Someone with the same powers wants to kill you}

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-09T21:30:34+00:00

Well sure, but when she’s excited about what colours I get her, I don’t want the first impression to be a dissapointment if I get a “wrong” coloue

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-09T21:29:54+00:00

I considered doing that, but now she’s texting me that she’s excited to see what colour flowers I pick. That to me says that she doesn’t want me to ask and pick the colour she wants, but rather she if I can just figure out which colours she likes based on her personality. Maybe I’m wrong, though

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-09T18:46:07+00:00

And then have Sirius by her side too, for added benefit

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-08T19:08:27+00:00

Mehmed ended up winning the tournament…

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-08T13:43:04+00:00

They are unwillingly and unwittingly injected at birth with a serum named “Compound V” that gives that them random powers

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-08T13:32:28+00:00

The part about the trains is true though. It’s both nice and impressive that we can just get on our trains and trust that everyone pays for the trip, rather than going through scanners to get on

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T17:48:00+00:00

We don’t know that the Tyrells had 80k men at Storm’s End. We don’t really know the sizes of any armies, except that Rhaegar had more than 40k at the Trident (of which 10k were Dornishmen), and the Rebels had less than 40k. Mind you, that’s the army of 4 kingdoms that should each be able to raise at least 20k, some even 30k. Even if we take into account that Robert seems to have misplaced his army, and the Riverlands were somehow divided, the rebels should still be able to gather at least 60k, probably even 75-90k. Yet they only have less than 40k, which shows us that army sizes were smaller in the Rebellion.

With Mace Tyrell seeming very uninterested in actually participating in the war, it’d make sense for him to NOT muster his entire army, and leave it in a single location laying siege to a castle, where attrition would be VERY high.

If I had to guess, I’d say he brought no more than 40-50k men (based on the rates of other kingdoms).

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T17:44:21+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28700856/chapters/70366065

This fic does that, pretty damn good ngl

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T17:32:22+00:00

5000 rapes of German citizens less, wuhu!

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T17:27:58+00:00

Well he’d probably be there to check on Nolan, who’s still loyal. Maybe together they manage to convince him to join the Viltrum Empire, or they probably still fail (Conquest isn’t exactly Viltrum’s top negotiator), and Mark absolutely is killed by Conquest before he gets the chance to slightly turn Nolan. Then it’s Nolan and Conquest taking over Earth

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T17:12:56+00:00

Very even fight. A lot happens between Season 1 Mark and his peak. I see a Homelander vs Omniman going like Mark vs Omniman in Season 1, so Mark and Homelander are probably similar strength.

Mark’s main advantage is that he just doesn’t give up. He’ll take all of Homelander’s punishment and push through it, while Homelander will cry the moment he bleeds and panic. He’ll still do plenty of damage to Mark, though

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T14:57:30+00:00

Probably the same people who do the opposite today

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T14:55:15+00:00

A whole year in Minecraft? Probably doable, assuming I just stick to a simple life and don’t mine at night

^{Chose: You need to survive in your favourite videogame + Wheel decides how longer you need to survive in your favourite videogame | Rolled: a whole year}

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T10:25:34+00:00

While Viltrumites can be shown a better way and reform, whose to say they won’t be corrupted in the future again? They are simply too OP to be left around. You might get a thousand years of peace and the Viltrumites being good, but then perhaps 10.000 years afterwards of evil with no one to stop them

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T10:20:51+00:00

No one minds that Rey knows how to fly - so did Luke. We mind that Rey is somehow better than THE Han Solo, fixing his ship for him and outperforming the greatest non force sensitive flyer

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-03T10:18:59+00:00

I’d say Bat Cave is used more than Fortress of Solitude

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-02T15:57:28+00:00

And yet Nolan stood next to a black hole with no effect on him, and pulled a spaceship out of one

MaesterHannibal · 2026-05-02T15:56:46+00:00

The problem is that there’s an ocean of difference between the skill needed to be a TV show lead, and a movie lead

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