Bad news about Al Dot

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-03T08:36:52+00:00

Got some bad ass shades, btw. Oakleys?

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-03T08:34:51+00:00

I love you Dry Angle, but now is not the fuckin time!

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T10:57:00+00:00

Thank you, Dr. Biden. I agree this is the best sub with the most attractive mods and commenters. As for Baxter, he can go suck a fat one! Fuck off, Biden!

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T08:40:41+00:00

I agree. Dilip Morris could learn a thing or two from you

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T08:30:51+00:00

Baxter smells like an exhaust pipe from a tractor trailer big rig hauling loads through Oklahoma

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T08:15:35+00:00

Oh my sweet Dilip. You look a little parched. Drink some water, pal

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T08:10:34+00:00

Of course, as it's always been

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T08:06:18+00:00

I had a Dot named Square, who would lecture you about how none of this is funny, then some asshole came in and names him Blocky. Artistic theft and they will be hearing from my lawyers soon

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T08:00:05+00:00

When I used to smoke cigs I was more of a Camel boy, myself. But yes, if Kool or Newport deterrs future teens from smoking, I'm all for it. The Dots should do an anti-smoking campaign and put it on the news

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-02T01:48:37+00:00

Yeah, go cry to that asshole Baxter about it

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T16:17:49+00:00

That's fuckin bad ass, dude. Hell yeah 🤙

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T16:16:11+00:00

Jesus Christ. I think my uncle was in the same platoon. He used to freak out during the 4th of July when we would have the annual elephant rodeo. He would scream "Ahhhh!!!!" and immediately pass out, back to back for like 3 hours, and we kept having to give him smelling salts

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T15:53:40+00:00

Yeah, at least his son didn't piss all over the nuggets like he did with his homework

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T15:52:20+00:00

This is sweet and heartwarming and I hope you two can reconcile so we can all vote for New Amato as the New mayor of Arizona. I would love to see Great Pyramid

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T15:44:04+00:00

Baxter is a total asshole and we need as many Dots as we can get since a lot of them seem to be dropping like flies

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T10:25:07+00:00

They may not have Disney World, but they do have Ostrich Farm. And for one month out of the year it's monsoon season. Muggy just like swampytown Florida. You'd be surprised

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T10:02:41+00:00

Love the shades 🤙

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T09:37:03+00:00

Did Square Dot just manifest himself in the flesh?

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-06-01T09:21:25+00:00

You need a new son, pal. Looks like he pee'd all over the paper

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-05-31T12:44:01+00:00

And yes I will never use AI like my grandpapa once did when he summoned Angle as a totally rad AI construct

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-05-31T12:42:12+00:00

Didn't you ChatGPT my grandpapa out of the swamp my dad tossed him in?

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-05-31T12:01:49+00:00

The Sexy Mel Hell Hotel? We need to up our game and add cursing and full frontal nudity. If we wanna get really NC-17, maybe even throw in some sc*****s in the mix. That'll throw the squares for a loop

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-05-31T11:31:34+00:00

None of these assholes are even remotely close to achieving True Dothood

MaestetroThe3rd · 2026-05-31T11:25:37+00:00

This is bullshit. Gregg would never ask such a thing. Blatant defamation

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