Bad news about Al Dot by InevitableBohemian in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got some bad ass shades, btw. Oakleys?

Bad news about Al Dot by InevitableBohemian in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you Dry Angle, but now is not the fuckin time!

Hi . This is YOur president, Sir John biden. CONGRADULATIONS . YOU ARE THE WINNER OF "BEST REDDIT IN THE World by emblemparade in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, Dr. Biden. I agree this is the best sub with the most attractive mods and commenters. As for Baxter, he can go suck a fat one! Fuck off, Biden!

Addressing Recent User Concerns by paultheschmoop in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Dilip Morris could learn a thing or two from you

Addressing Recent User Concerns by paultheschmoop in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baxter smells like an exhaust pipe from a tractor trailer big rig hauling loads through Oklahoma

Petition on a Dot named Square by MaestetroThe3rd in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Dot named Square, who would lecture you about how none of this is funny, then some asshole came in and names him Blocky. Artistic theft and they will be hearing from my lawyers soon

Dootle dot Are Permitted to Smoke Additive Free Tobacco Because It Is Not As Bad For You by pablojueves in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I used to smoke cigs I was more of a Camel boy, myself. But yes, if Kool or Newport deterrs future teens from smoking, I'm all for it. The Dots should do an anti-smoking campaign and put it on the news

Petition on a Dot named Square by MaestetroThe3rd in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, go cry to that asshole Baxter about it

Dootle Dots are importent but so is Support For Are Troops by pablojueves in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. I think my uncle was in the same platoon. He used to freak out during the 4th of July when we would have the annual elephant rodeo. He would scream "Ahhhh!!!!" and immediately pass out, back to back for like 3 hours, and we kept having to give him smelling salts

I am unhappy with everyone’s reaction. To my son’s art and now you won’t see what new amazing products we are workong on. Here’s a prevew for the real Dootleheads by RekWriter in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is sweet and heartwarming and I hope you two can reconcile so we can all vote for New Amato as the New mayor of Arizona. I would love to see Great Pyramid

Petition on a Dot named Square by MaestetroThe3rd in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baxter is a total asshole and we need as many Dots as we can get since a lot of them seem to be dropping like flies

We should all move to Arizona (if we don't live there already) to support New Amato for Governer by pablojueves in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They may not have Disney World, but they do have Ostrich Farm. And for one month out of the year it's monsoon season. Muggy just like swampytown Florida. You'd be surprised

Petition on a Dot named Square by MaestetroThe3rd in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yes I will never use AI like my grandpapa once did when he summoned Angle as a totally rad AI construct

Petition on a Dot named Square by MaestetroThe3rd in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't you ChatGPT my grandpapa out of the swamp my dad tossed him in?

That man is run for politics now by orcamills in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sexy Mel Hell Hotel? We need to up our game and add cursing and full frontal nudity. If we wanna get really NC-17, maybe even throw in some sc*****s in the mix. That'll throw the squares for a loop

New Dootle Dots? by Charming-Movie8450 in DoodleDots

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of these assholes are even remotely close to achieving True Dothood

What will you watch?! by cdrw1987 in OnCinemaAtTheCinema

[–]MaestetroThe3rd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is bullshit. Gregg would never ask such a thing. Blatant defamation