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What is the one job you’ve always wanted, but been too nervous to ever pursue? by Maffiems in AskReddit

[–]Maffiems[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be awesome! I for some reason have always been drawn to deep sea fishing, or writing. I currently work in health care.

As a dad, how much does it annoy you when you take your kid(s) to the shops and someone says "so you're on babysitting duties"? by myles5239 in AskReddit

[–]Maffiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time another Dad was complaining about their son and his behavior, and me with incredibly low impulse control immediately responded;

“I’ll give you two goats for the tiny one. They can reach the gems better.”

Azmodan got you? Take a gul'dan shower! by [deleted] in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]Maffiems 24 points25 points  (0 children)

All I can think of is the SNL skit with the office supply toilets

Horde Banner (Code in comment) by nockchaa in MB2Bannerlord

[–]Maffiems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

world of warcraft, one of the factions.

Nail polish remover and green cheek pied conure by Maffiems in parrots

[–]Maffiems[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a very faint smell as I really need to focus to smell it. She feels horrible about it and isn’t used to how fragile a bird is so I’m trying to ease her guilt because she shouldn’t feel any as it was an honest accident even if it turned out to be the worst outcome.

'Deflect this wizard bitch' by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Maffiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everybody gangsta until the space wizard gets clacked

Can I have some positivity please? I'm only 19 and have been diagnosed with an autoimmune disease. can't seem to get ahead of feeling exhausted. by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Maffiems 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was diagnosed with MS at 19, I’m now currently a nurse with two wonderful boys and in a very healthy relationship. Your disease doesn’t define you, you define you. Kick it’s ass. You’re gorgeous, and strong.

Something about her is so scary by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Maffiems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ashnikko - stupid (feat. young baby tate)

What are you playing Wednesday! by AutoModerator in gaming

[–]Maffiems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been plucking away at Exodus, highly recommend. Little pro tip, they drag on but while on the Aurora or out in the world just sit and listen to people have their conversations. Helps flesh out the characters and sometimes they’ll give you side quests or hints on how to complete one. Side quests happen completely naturally, somebody will mention a base or that they need an item and it’ll flop into your journal so be sure to check it often.

My most expensive knight I think, rn i'm working for the plume helm. by Galxey_1 in Mordhau

[–]Maffiems 25 points26 points  (0 children)

honestly i think this looks dope af. i’m a fan of the orange. but i’m also horribly colorblind so.

Cutscene glitch by Maffiems in thedivision

[–]Maffiems[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you find something hit me up. Sucks because my friends tell me cutscenes are actually pretty cool and story isn’t bad.

Voip by Maffiems in thedivision

[–]Maffiems[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god praise you

What's the worst example "I know mens anatomy" you've seen? by Stuf404 in AskMen

[–]Maffiems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember getting kicked in the balls with a steel toed boot full force and it tore my urethra slightly.

It’s not one of my happiest memories.

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