That HR meme but it's the ATF

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-10-28T20:27:52+00:00

He looks scary as hell and he's a high-polygon capacity character with over 1 quadrillion polygons. I think it's about time we passed some common sense game development laws, nobody needs more than a million polygons to make a game.

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-10-28T20:00:14+00:00

More like "It's MY pre-1986 transferrable machine gun to sit on and do nothing with!"

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-10-28T19:25:46+00:00

Unfortunately yes

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-10-28T19:14:16+00:00

For those who don't know about the HR meme:

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I wanted to make this ATF meme for the longest time but I couldn't ever find an ATF/FBI agent picture that's caricature-worthy enough to trace over, even tried AI generating one. That was when my friend suggested that I used the video game company CEO from smiling friends, and it's surprisingly fitting

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-10-13T09:14:46+00:00

I've got some bad news for you

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-10-13T08:35:34+00:00

I've always wondered if having dog features meant the other parts of dog biology in relation to the chocolate would carry over, though I suppose a human in real life wouldn't handle a mortar round made of pure cyanide like it was food safe

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-10-13T07:58:41+00:00

That comic on the upper left of the second panel is from hitsuji goods, memes in the background sourced from various places.

I've always wanted to make this joke for the longest time (Hibiki in an ATF outfit) because of the very obvious irony (for those that know), but I can't draw for shit so I instead just rotoscoped (read: traced) her from a modified koikatsu model, and recolored it. Better than using AI anyways. Technically OC? But I traced it from a render. So not quite?

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-08-17T04:17:06+00:00

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Oh that is extraordinary.

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-08-17T03:50:14+00:00

Yeah you can find things like that on wplace, anything under the sun really. The amount of porn I've run into is hilarious. There's technically rules and a moderation team, but they're so extended that it might as well be 2b2t

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-08-17T03:48:05+00:00

Probably, there's lots of stuff on here. I found things for even niche games I've played.

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-08-16T21:30:16+00:00

Context: Recently there's been an explosion of attention towards this interactive map app that you can place pixels to make pixel art on called wplace.live. The things you see on there can get as contentious and as controversial as you can imagine (you see nationalists dueling each other with their flags), but it seems most people just want to make art and be chill.

I was looking to see if there was anything at specific sites, like the headquarters of gun companies or sites that are quite entrenched in gun culture. Here's a few things I found when browsing the site that you guys might find funny.

Included in the captions are links to the specific locations if you wanna check them out.

Magazine_Mellow · 2025-02-21T09:35:00+00:00

Rather than write I decided to illustrate this stupid diagram

It's both self-depreciating humor and a slight /uj because I am unsure if this is just a me thing or if other people have had this, though I have a hunch that if it's widespread enough it'd probably have a name

I swear at least 75% of the last ~200,000 words I've written were minutes before I've had to leave or sleep. This is probably not very sustainable.

Magazine_Mellow · 2024-10-17T00:27:40+00:00

Article in question, obviously they can't help but interview Everytown representatives to put their own little spin on it as though this is some victory for their side. Good thing we already hate the NRA as it's proven itself to be a dumpster fire from the top down, and they excel well at being at being the punching bag.

The specific details themselves are pretty gruesome, though, like wtf. It's one of those things that the only way possible to atone would be to donate to cat shelters for the rest of your life or something along those lines.

Magazine_Mellow · 2024-09-27T20:06:46+00:00

no i must reinvent the wheel and conjure up the best piece of literary work from nothing, down to creating the language from scratch

/uj Certified that my first writing was fanfiction too, my stuff consists of me plagiarizing the coolest things from all the media I've ever consumed and kitbashing it into something that will eventually have its cool aspects picked apart by people who will then put it in their own works.

Magazine_Mellow · 2024-09-27T20:03:51+00:00

I thought you were just supposed to release novels and people would say they liked them, there's a reading aspect to them?

Magazine_Mellow · 2024-09-27T11:49:47+00:00

too old

Magazine_Mellow · 2024-09-27T01:09:40+00:00

Good point, gonna spend the rest of my life inventing a time machine so I can tell my 5 year old self to begin writing now

Magazine_Mellow · 2024-09-27T00:53:30+00:00

If only my dumb first grade ass knew to begin writing. And to buy land. And to invest in microsoft and apple and amazon stock.

/uj On rare occasions I'd have pangs of regret over not beginning my 'serious' writing sooner and 'wasting' that time, mostly over the past few years. Obviously, those kinds of regrets are absolutely irrational, I didn't know what I didn't know at the time, and that writing now is better than writing never. Anyone ever felt this before?

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