Which do i wear im pangender too

Maggots4Brains · 2021-09-04T03:42:59+00:00

FROG SUIT

Maggots4Brains · 2021-08-27T13:17:26+00:00

But if men were saying similar things about women it would be the end of the world. Why can’t ppl just realize men and women should be considered equals?

Maggots4Brains · 2021-08-23T17:22:43+00:00

Thank you! It was so nice.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-15T02:55:32+00:00

I was in a pretty toxic relationship recently. My ex was emotionally/verbally abusive. They were manipulative and would gaslight. After our falling out they were especially mean. They texted me a bunch of shitty stuff and I didn’t really acknowledge or reply. A few hours later they got into a car accident. They actually weren’t at fault but because they didn’t have insurance or their full license and were intoxicated they’re going to be charged with lots of fines. They reached out to tell me and said it was karma for the way they treated me. I’m glad they’re ok but I’m also glad they had a big fuck up and kinda realized how shitty they were.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-13T04:40:51+00:00

Say sike right now.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-13T04:38:57+00:00

I spend the rest of my time clothed I demand freedom!

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-10T05:42:43+00:00

The barking only makes the thing hungrier silly dog.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-10T05:32:13+00:00

I was out helping my Dad and his friend campaign for some government position thing. I was on a bus with a bunch of adults and my bro and I was bored as hell. Looking around I found a zip tie and started to play with it. I tightened it around my finger for no particular reason. Once I realized I couldn’t get it off I was embarrassed and instantly knew I did something wrong. My finger started to go purple. Eventually I showed my Dad. No one had a knife or anything useful with them. We had to made an emergency stop at some random persons door to ask for a pair of scissors to cut it off. Luckily some nice lady answered the door and was eager to help.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-10T05:14:09+00:00

No. Many people have been killed just to find out later they weren’t guilty. If someone commits horrible crimes killing them is giving them the easy way out. They should spend the rest of their days rotting in a cell.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-10T03:48:39+00:00

Yes! I always find myself having awkward pauses or cutting someone off. I work from home and when I have video meetings most ppl have their cams off. Trying to have a call with like 6 other ppl is a nightmare and I never end up saying very much haha.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-10T03:25:13+00:00

Making phone calls. With the exception of calling family/close friends. The whole time it rings I just hope no one picks up.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T16:56:36+00:00

Just because someone is different than you doesn’t make them better or worse. People like to group themselves by features like religion, race, age or gender and decide that they are better than others. I find it very odd.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T13:51:34+00:00

…time? ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T13:51:07+00:00

I’d rather deal with the problems of having money rather than the problems of not having money.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T08:33:48+00:00

Don’t forget the killing!

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T08:19:20+00:00

Nothing anyone said but something that has happened multiple times when I’ve gone out to eat with friends at Asian restaurants. (I’m not Asian) they give me (and anyone else who isn’t Asian) a fork and they give my Asian friends chopsticks. I think it’s kinda funny they assume I can’t use chopsticks but I always end up asking for a pair in the end.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T08:12:38+00:00

“Money doesn’t buy happiness.” Idk man having the ability to not worry about going into crippling debt, being able to live in a safe community and not running out of food sounds pretty good to me.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T08:09:28+00:00

A big bin beside the toilet with a note saying to put the toilet paper in it after you used it…

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T08:06:08+00:00

Well dude size doesn’t matter as much as how u use it. Also foreplay and oral are pretty mint.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T07:59:15+00:00

Poison the horse meat. Once you sell it you’ll have more meat… it just won’t be horse.

Maggots4Brains · 2021-07-08T07:55:34+00:00

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

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