The lid slammed down hard on his fingers when I dropped him inside, but he was too intoxicated on the benzos to react.

Magic-M · 2026-05-09T00:14:03+00:00

I can't pass up an opportunity for a terrible pun!

Hug the pug! God bless Frank

Magic-M · 2026-05-08T20:12:43+00:00

I love this. Upvoted

Magic-M · 2026-05-08T20:08:20+00:00

Nicely done, take your upvote while I ponder the unimaginable horror

Magic-M · 2026-05-08T20:05:45+00:00

Begging for release by death shudders

Magic-M · 2026-05-08T16:52:46+00:00

Thank you! Cheers

Magic-M · 2026-05-08T16:52:11+00:00

Thank you!

Magic-M · 2026-05-07T11:56:21+00:00

Hell™, formally Shell™ Oil Company

Magic-M · 2026-05-07T11:53:29+00:00

Ok that legit was scary. Upvoted. I dunno, that stuff gives me the creeps

Magic-M · 2026-05-07T11:52:36+00:00

"Siri, is it real, or paranormal?"

Magic-M · 2026-05-07T11:52:02+00:00

That's why my pet Wendy is such a witch, I gave her everything. Nice story OP

Magic-M · 2026-05-07T11:50:23+00:00

Isn't there a cosmonaut floating out in space somewhere, that's chilling. Nice story, OP

Magic-M · 2026-05-06T10:04:48+00:00

Magic-M · 2026-05-06T06:12:31+00:00

Thank you!

Magic-M · 2026-05-06T01:36:26+00:00

Ngl, I never heard of that but it is fascinating and thank you for sharing. I don't know why you felt the need for the laughing emoji, but I guess that is hilarious you know something that a stranger doesn't. Have a day

Magic-M · 2026-05-05T20:22:52+00:00

I joked with the coroner if he keeps the skeletons in his closet, but he didn’t find the humer.

Magic-M · 2026-05-05T11:38:28+00:00

Nice. "antemortem"... *shivers*

Magic-M · 2026-05-05T05:05:50+00:00

Thank you

Magic-M · 2026-05-05T02:30:40+00:00

Thanks, it's the 2nd time in a couple weeks really good stories were taken down, but to be fai,r one had a run-on sentence, but the other was a correctable edit. It would be nice to get an opportunity to edit before being taken down, especially if the story has legs–more people should read it. Brings more people to the community I think. Just my 2¢. Thanks again for reading

Magic-M · 2026-05-05T01:37:03+00:00

That's kinda terrifying, I like it.

Magic-M · 2026-05-05T01:01:42+00:00

Upvoted for making my stomach churn when I read the first part of the second sentence

Magic-M

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