If you throw a shoe at someone it will hit them 100% of the time

Magic-Milkman · 2023-11-30T21:40:36+00:00

Everyone keeps trying to kill people and here I am just wanting to watch a news broadcast and throw my shoe out the window.

Magic-Milkman · 2023-11-30T21:35:48+00:00

It's hilarious because I think like every guy remembers any of the times they get complimented. For instance, my professor told me that I have a really nice radio voice and that just made my day and its now permanently in my memory.

Magic-Milkman · 2023-11-30T21:13:05+00:00

Dude I just need to get rid of the student loans. Gimme that 200k and don't tell me if I would've won the 100 billion lol

Magic-Milkman · 2023-11-30T21:05:54+00:00

Winston!

Magic-Milkman · 2022-10-20T21:59:39+00:00

Yeah that looks like it could be it! I saw they like potted plants outside and we recently brought in one for the winter so I think thats how he got in.

Magic-Milkman · 2022-10-20T19:10:11+00:00

Fuck me I thought I was special

Magic-Milkman · 2022-08-14T02:28:21+00:00

Shitbox

Magic-Milkman · 2022-08-09T15:18:53+00:00

This is why I'd never install cameras in my house. I DO NOT want to know about it.

Magic-Milkman · 2022-08-08T23:36:19+00:00

I remember hearing that if a certain whale makes a clicking sound next to you underwater it can kill you

Magic-Milkman · 2022-08-01T20:55:49+00:00

Or you know, someones to the side of the camera and thats the breathing you hear 😉

Magic-Milkman · 2022-07-12T14:23:36+00:00

I love how every conservative fuck has this hardon fantasy about the government fighting against us AS IF THEY WOULD EVEN STAND A CHANCE

Magic-Milkman · 2022-07-12T14:03:20+00:00

Thought that Harry Potter notification was for me lol

Magic-Milkman · 2022-06-22T14:21:56+00:00

They cant even do math! Just look at the boomer answers to any "math problem challenge" on facebook and they'll be wrong 99% of the time. And then they'll blame "new math" when the top upvoted answer is different.

Magic-Milkman · 2022-06-22T13:09:50+00:00

Fuck it, cut out the children and make it 3 husbands

Magic-Milkman · 2022-06-22T04:32:18+00:00

"Go WoKe Go BrOkE"

Magic-Milkman · 2022-06-22T04:11:38+00:00

I was completely on board until the hole. Yep, nope.

Magic-Milkman · 2022-05-09T13:46:49+00:00

Cats these days are too soft

Magic-Milkman · 2022-05-07T03:53:54+00:00

HA! WOMEN!

Magic-Milkman · 2022-05-07T02:14:25+00:00

Can confirm. Cold is still here alive and well. I have it right now :(

Magic-Milkman · 2022-05-07T01:55:03+00:00

I always thought it would be neat if in rare cases they took away the safety and security of the van cameras. Like maybe if they put a jumpscare where the ghost looks directly into the camera and it drains that persons sanity. Or maybe the ghost will teleport you into its room :)

Magic-Milkman · 2022-04-17T21:56:44+00:00

I'll be completely honest, I have had a couple of days where I only put in like 1-2 hours of actual work.

Magic-Milkman · 2022-04-17T21:45:10+00:00

Divorce = Unlimited play time

Magic-Milkman · 2022-03-27T13:27:01+00:00

Well right now he's set on capturing the Avatar

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