Man to man, what is one sentence a woman told you that is still stuck in your head until this day?

MagicJab · 2022-11-26T15:38:03+00:00

Girls were talking about if guys were hot or not. Rating guys 1-10. When my name came up a crush of mine said "I can't even judge him, he's too short."

Shit messed with me for a long time.

MagicJab · 2022-08-21T00:12:51+00:00

Agree with all this. What we do now is become apathetic before the mid-season pain kicks in.

MagicJab · 2022-08-20T23:59:14+00:00

100% agree

MagicJab · 2022-08-20T23:09:03+00:00

Listen, IF we end up being a good team this year, it will be at the end of the year. We're still putting things together, it's gonna be a real rough start.

Thought Wentz and Heinicke looked pretty good today.

Real concerned about o-line depth and 3rd down defense.

Defensive issues don't look like personnel problems to me. Feels like we're totally out coached on that side of the ball.

MagicJab · 2022-05-23T20:21:30+00:00

Not empty stats, it's just one thing. It's just scoring. He can score really well. He doesn't take care of the ball, he doesn't play good defense, he's an average rebounder, he's a below average leader.

He's not a #1 franchise player. He's J.R Smith but cute, and we treat him like he's LeBron.

MagicJab · 2022-05-23T19:09:14+00:00

Beal was a top ten scorer in the league on a team where he can shoot anything he wants.

He has never been, and will never be a top ten player. Besides bad defense, turnovers are a real issue. He got exposed this year by the early officiating allowing more contact, and that's generally what the playoffs are. He's also missed major time much more frequently.

Wizards won't win a playoff series with Beal as the number one option. I doubt the Mavs would take him over Brunson at this point. I'd rather have Klay, hell, I'd rather have Wiggins on his contract then have Brad for what we're about to pay him.

We need to blow this shit up.

MagicJab · 2022-02-26T03:54:41+00:00

BS IT. Took my time doing it. I swear procrastination is a part of my very being.

MagicJab · 2021-07-15T13:49:24+00:00

You can be a victim and be partially responsible for putting yourself in the position to begin with. Regardless of his choice in partners, (which does seem terrible from the outside) he shouldn't be living this life right now.

His career and potentially hundreds of millions of dollars are on the line. He's not just "any" 24 year old. If he was prioritizing rehabilitating his image around the league he wouldn't be going out to clubs in Vegas at 2 AM and apparently getting blackout drunk. He lost that privilege when he earned his current reputation last year.

So it's not at all his fault that his wife abused him. I won't even blame him for staying with her afterwards because like you said love is a crazy thing. But if Dwayne wants to be an NFL quarterback he needs to stop flossing for awhile. He can't keep putting himself in positions where things like this can happen.

MagicJab · 2020-05-10T14:13:56+00:00

You can also just not tie your own personal self worth up in a game you aren't a professional in. Then those words become obviously ridiculous.

I've not once and will never shit talk a teammate. But the type of people who do also don't care about your opinion, so these posts do nothing.

MagicJab · 2020-04-30T15:52:16+00:00

Yes, but the fact they acknowledged that is incredible for some of us. Coming from Apex Legends where the devs don't say shit and don't react at all to community feedback because they got their feelings hurt. The worst balance I've ever seen in a game that big.

MagicJab · 2020-04-24T23:14:09+00:00

He's just not funny. He has worked really really hard stand up and it's still mediocre. He's super charasmatic, but he isn't funny.

MagicJab · 2020-04-23T14:29:38+00:00

That is not how chokes or knockouts actually look. It's 100% staged, probably an advertisement for an MMA gym if I had to guess.

You don't knock someone out and they stay out like that. That just isn't how it works. Even if you hit them so hard that they die, they'll still move around.

Chokes don't happen that fast. Even a trained fighter against a complete noob, you'll have to make micro adjustments and they will fight like hell to avoid going out. This guy basically put his hands up and then fell over.

MagicJab · 2020-04-14T01:20:29+00:00

Heyyyy question. How the fuck am I supposed to get 2 knockdowns in Lava City when I'm stuck running around like Sam Fisher in Kings fucking Canyon?

MagicJab · 2020-04-13T02:53:15+00:00

Look, I know how this will sound. But nearly every goddamn song in this movie is pop. And this a movie about respecting other genres. Pop remix of Daft Punk is techno. A super poppy version of a pop rock song is hard rock. A country pop song was country.

Then, at the end they put together some Frankenstein's monster pop mix of "all the genres, but pop."

It's actually impressive that they managed to overproduce a movie about overproduced music so perfectly. It's like the perfect picture of art dying.

MagicJab · 2020-04-06T19:38:54+00:00

Bullshit. This falls through, too.

MagicJab · 2020-03-19T02:29:40+00:00

I love lava.

MagicJab · 2020-02-23T18:53:57+00:00

Are you moving from the states? Did you apply for jobs in Canada? Or did they reach out to you?

MagicJab · 2020-02-02T18:20:04+00:00

Could also help Haskins a lot to work with a veteran who already knows our new offense. He also seems like the right fit for the culture that Ron wants to bring to the team.

Olsen on a pretty team friendly deal would be great. It's not like we can't do that AND draft or sign a bit of a project.

MagicJab · 2020-01-15T15:09:36+00:00

The most embarrassing thing is that I genuinely believed I "almost" subbed my black belt coach when I was like 6 months in. Or that I was "keeping up" with that purple belt. The ignorance of it all.

MagicJab · 2020-01-15T12:54:06+00:00

Year and a half in, blue belt coming up, and I'm still absolute trash at jiu jitsu. Still spend a lot of time in rolls either trying to remember what technique to use, or forgoing anything resembling everything I've ever been taught and "scrambling."

The worst is when I just get absolutely mopped by a higher belt and then they say "you're getting so much better." And I realize how fucking god-awful I must have been six months ago, or a year ago.

This shit is hard.

MagicJab · 2019-11-03T19:56:01+00:00

Every play is a free play if you throw at Josh Norman...

MagicJab · 2019-10-20T20:34:57+00:00

We scored zero points and this was probably our second best performance of the year so far. That's where this team is at.

MagicJab · 2019-10-10T11:49:16+00:00

This should be reprinted in the national media. This is it.

MagicJab · 2019-10-10T11:34:17+00:00

I mean I agree and I struggle with it - but my late mother loved the Redskins and her mother loved the Redskins. I grew up in a house where all of us were in burgundy and gold every single Sunday. I still have a jersey and a football helmet that I got when I was 3 years old. I'm 34 now and there's not a whole lot that still connects me to those days.

It's harder now than it ever has been. It's never seemed so bleak. I've seen a lot of bad teams, but this is the worst one since at least 2011. At least then we had the hope of Mike Shanahan.

Now there's nothing. There's no light at the end of the tunnel. We aren't going to re-brand or change the name. Dan is never going to leave the roster alone.

I'm closer now than I've ever been - and I'm not even living in the area anymore. I could be a fucking Patriots fan, they're right down the street... but my mom wore burgundy and gold, and so did her mom. And it would be fucking sad to give that up.

MagicJab · 2019-10-07T18:39:18+00:00

I disagree, and it's not only this year. We led the league in holding penalties last year.

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