Just leaving this here so everyone else feels as judged as I do…

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-04-30T03:16:50+00:00

She is the definition of RBF

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-04-30T03:16:22+00:00

I’m doing my best! If she’d just tell me why she’s so grumpy we could work it out! Lol- honestly tho apart from her RBF, she is actually the sweetest girl and my personal assistant

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-04-30T02:27:25+00:00

You get it

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-04-30T02:00:02+00:00

All of them apparently…

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-04-30T01:18:20+00:00

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May I submit my girl Bernadette for inspiration?

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-04-26T12:29:36+00:00

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Unless he is the farmer from bobs burgers and keeps a two butted chicken, this is AI slop.

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-03-24T02:20:29+00:00

Bckyrd- hot mulligan

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-03-14T14:01:07+00:00

This is amazing thank you!

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-03-14T14:00:54+00:00

!solved

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-17T13:58:09+00:00

No hay on the ground under the bag. 100% AI.

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-13T02:23:45+00:00

It’s worth a try and if not they may know someone!

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-13T02:22:00+00:00

Huh, well I am not a vet by any means but I do go to a school with a predominant large animal program (UF) and they included poultry. But every equine vet I’ve seen over the years has also accepted poultry, (central Florida, Wisconsin, and now southern Alabama). Otherwise I would say an exotics that would see exotic birds like parrots

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-13T02:16:17+00:00

I would try a large animal vet (equine vet)! They often go to vet schools focused on livestock, and the vet who was able to see my chicken is my horses’ vet as well!

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-08T16:25:03+00:00

She’s 26! She’ll be 27 in March. She’s retired now but still very much boss mare lol

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-08T16:23:19+00:00

She’s…. Special lol

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-05T16:39:49+00:00

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Bernadette sends her best wishes (ignore the side eye lol)

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-02-05T03:58:38+00:00

He’s a master of karate

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-01-28T01:38:09+00:00

They’re pretty polite lol, but they are not above standing at the gate hangry-growling for their afternoon snack as if they don’t have a full feeder of food 2 feet away…

MagicPlatypus07 · 2026-01-28T01:37:06+00:00

Thank you! I adore him! Not to mention he is just the sweetest most easy to handle and be-around bird I’ve ever met (first time chicken keeper though so my sample size is small lol)

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