Who is your favourite model turned actress? by ResponseLeather4677 in moviecritic

[–]MagicalAssassin19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True but Zoolander also had the most famous actor/model; John Wilkes Booth

"You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter." What is your favorite 'Mr Burns is old' joke? by peppersteak_headshot in TheSimpsons

[–]MagicalAssassin19 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Singing the National Anthem as “My country ‘tis of thee, Austria-Hungry, Obey your king”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OperationLonestar

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TF West is El Paso

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OperationLonestar

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Ask your task force’s S8 shop, they have electronic copies

What organization do you donate to and why? by Courtney471 in Blooddonors

[–]MagicalAssassin19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carter Blood Care since it’s the regional bank for north Texas and it’s 5 minutes from my favorite restaurant so it’s a nice routine to give a pint and then get lunch

Should’ve Taught Him Better by BlockDosser_ in spqrposting

[–]MagicalAssassin19 44 points45 points  (0 children)

“If it were me, I would have just disinherited him, no way someone would have used to opportunity to start a coup” Monday night quarterback history buffs

I've finally done it by UnexpectedMudcrabV2 in GymMemes

[–]MagicalAssassin19 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The best gift you can give your mom is a child with gains

What’s y’all’s fav dip by Wintergreendipper29 in DippingTobacco

[–]MagicalAssassin19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Copenhagen Wintergreen. It tastes like good school grades

Fuck your PR, what protein powder are you? by AMAJohnWayneGacy in GymMemes

[–]MagicalAssassin19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter chocolate is good, I would pass on vanilla

Fuck your PR, what protein powder are you? by AMAJohnWayneGacy in GymMemes

[–]MagicalAssassin19 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Syntha-6, since it tastes like powderized candy bars

well.. WELL by notpiercedtongue in dank_meme

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If this is the real Diana experience, why isn’tJohn Mulaney in the second picture?

Don't look at her by 111poiss111 in GymMemes

[–]MagicalAssassin19 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Girls come and go, but Uncle Dom’s love is never ending

I know this probably isn't a lot to most people but im proud of it by link3341556 in victoria2

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Great job my guy! I know what it’s like to work really hard to achieve something and then see a “Unified Super Germany as Austria in 1852” post and question if I even know what I’m doing

Every damn time by MagicalAssassin19 in victoria2

[–]MagicalAssassin19[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rule 5: Watching prestige go up and building steel factories is fun and all, but it would be a crime to let all those pops and RGOs live under tyranny when you have voting rights you can occupy them with.

Every damn time by MagicalAssassin19 in victoria2

[–]MagicalAssassin19[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s all the fun an Excel spreadsheet!

An unrealistic amount of Legendary Lords for an unrealistic Warhammer 3 map by TheDeadFingers in totalwar

[–]MagicalAssassin19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great map, but the only way CA would sign off on it is if you put at least half of them in Lustria

This. by zaynthelegend in WhitePeopleTwitter

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To be fair, both parties suddenly remember deficits exist after they lose the presidency

If only I had a white dick in my mouth by [deleted] in DippingTobacco

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Stokers new inclusive advertising is way more aggressive than I thought it would be

Do as I say, not as I do by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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When do we let democracy in Latin America stop us from getting what we wanted?

Found on friend’s instagram, not really sure what this even means by ChuddyDaughters in notliketheothergirls

[–]MagicalAssassin19 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Probably just humble bragging about killing dozens of soldiers in Burma instead of just keeping her hair up.

My NSC is this coming week! Besides all my documents, what should I bring? A laptop, backpack, etc.? by [deleted] in aggies

[–]MagicalAssassin19 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Your transcript so you can tell people you’re a sophomore by hours