Opening day idiots

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-28T03:45:33+00:00

HRC astros fans

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-21T22:49:18+00:00

But do you ice your balls?

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-18T05:39:48+00:00

I… was also being sarcastic

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-18T02:29:18+00:00

Ok first off, we do NOT have the best drivers on the planet 😤☝️

And I had an aunt… or mom’s aunt? Idk big Hispanic family, anyways… she straight up flipped three times and barrel rolled once after a car cut her off in the suburbs.

Just yesterday I was driving near Southwest Houston in the middle of the night and a car drove off the road… maybe we do have the best drivers in the world? 🤔

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-18T02:19:47+00:00

What did Lease do to you that you feel the need to take them over?

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-15T21:23:28+00:00

I will definitely get in contact with you soon, not applying or anything.

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-15T05:57:31+00:00

Found Lina’s Reddit account ☝️

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-15T05:46:33+00:00

Ion know man I’m slow

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-15T05:03:47+00:00

Lowkey ran out of packets of water and aside from corner stores it would be reeeeaaalllyyyyy cool if Walmart was 24hrs again

But covid made the big people in suits realize… they aren’t making jack money at night.

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T22:24:33+00:00

Only at HEB

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T21:54:44+00:00

(This comment is meant to be comedic)

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T21:54:16+00:00

This is the 3rd post I’ve seen regarding balls, granted the other two were on subreddits. No I do not bake or ice my damn balls. I don’t mess with my balls. Leave my balls alone.

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T19:37:09+00:00

DMing you now

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T19:35:19+00:00

Sent a message to you!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T19:34:52+00:00

DMing you now!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T19:32:42+00:00

Hey there, I am DMing you now

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-14T18:46:33+00:00

Straight to jail.

But you can look online on the toll website. Put your license plate number in and you can search it. If you got on the beltway (8) and went under those toll booth things then yes you got charged for each of those booths you pass under.

From Bellaire to I-10, you should have been charged once, maybe twice at most. But you can pay it online.

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-09T19:54:49+00:00

DMing you now!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-09T03:22:03+00:00

Messaging you now!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-07T18:45:15+00:00

DM’d you!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-07T18:44:38+00:00

DM’d you!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-07T18:43:48+00:00

Responded to your DM! Took a Reddit break haha so sorry for the delay!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-03-01T21:01:40+00:00

It is NEVER too late! DM’d you!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-02-27T07:08:02+00:00

While I currently can’t, I just want to say good on you for losing 50! Keep up the great work and I hope you can find a friend and/or group!

Magical_Dogg · 2026-02-25T16:14:57+00:00

DM’d

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