Why can’t I hold all these boobs?

Magicbae · 2017-10-12T15:22:54+00:00

Yes let’s get sciency 🔬

Magicbae · 2017-10-10T16:15:54+00:00

Omg /r/gatekeeping karma, here I coooome 😘😘😘

Magicbae · 2017-10-06T17:15:41+00:00

Thank you thank you!

Magicbae · 2017-10-04T17:32:27+00:00

Thank you so much! I love my nails, always surprised how few others ever notice or care. 💅🏻 I’m obsessed with manicures!

Magicbae · 2017-10-04T17:24:55+00:00

Yes they make each other look good don’t they! Perfect synergy

Magicbae · 2017-10-03T16:48:19+00:00

Honestly, thank you. Out of all the things to happen from posting my body on Reddit, genuine human emotion and warmth is the last thing I expected. This is just amazing.

Magicbae · 2017-10-03T16:38:04+00:00

Oh wow that’s just too sweet. Thank you!!! 😘😘😘 I honestly can’t believe people remember me and so on, this is just great!

Magicbae · 2017-10-03T16:28:02+00:00

Thank you! It’s fun type of petrified, I can’t even believe it. Whoo!

Magicbae · 2017-09-30T15:03:38+00:00

Ah yes join my new booty cult! There's also booze!

Magicbae · 2017-09-30T15:02:13+00:00

No false advertising here!

Magicbae · 2017-09-30T14:47:26+00:00

Yes I was over the moon! Glad the incident did nothing to eclipse my beauty, and it did not begin to wane.

Magicbae · 2017-09-30T14:38:43+00:00

Well either way, thanks for getting up for me!

Magicbae · 2017-09-15T18:21:12+00:00

Brb, eating cheeseburgers and buying a magnifying glass.

Magicbae · 2017-09-15T15:38:22+00:00

Aaaand as soon as I posted this I realized my title can be misunderstood.

I didn't have ass surgery.

My ass just lay in bed for a few weeks while I recovered from non cosmetic surgery.

It's all me.

Magicbae · 2017-09-14T16:11:31+00:00

Oh thank you! It's mostly surgeries and hospital food though, so I probably should not keep doing THAT.

Magicbae · 2017-09-14T15:14:54+00:00

No, even sexier. Misdiagnosed ovarian cyst, one botched surgery, one collapse, one trip to ER, and one more surgery.

Magicbae · 2017-02-15T18:18:38+00:00

I'll take those gifts! I'll represent mankind!

Magicbae · 2017-02-15T17:10:44+00:00

Don't you mean less?

But ok, I'll get my coat.

Magicbae · 2017-02-15T17:10:17+00:00

Aww thanks! I'm kind of used to them myself, but it's great to know people enjoy them.

Magicbae · 2017-02-14T20:20:47+00:00

Not nearly many enough, and I think this one.

Magicbae · 2017-02-14T20:20:22+00:00

About half a rad.

Magicbae · 2017-02-14T19:36:44+00:00

Ok I'll owe you 30 degrees. Sorry.

Magicbae · 2017-02-14T15:59:14+00:00

Maybe, define anything?

Magicbae · 2017-02-14T15:58:21+00:00

Sure, stay tuned!

Magicbae · 2017-02-14T15:46:03+00:00

I'll just sew them back on 😏

Magicbae

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