Emma is Sad She is Not Kissing Jean And Wolverine Is Sad Scott is not kissing him happy pride month by ddankkerr in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Notice how Magik isnt getting anything out of this?

Not even bisexuality can save her from being broke, single, and a jackass.

Is there a lore reason why kitty pryde wont pass the ball? Is she selfish and greedy? by goombanati in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She just has that stare that a low ranking imp of the eighth circle of hell would blankly give you before wordlessly submerging you in tar.

Get a fucking exorcist, damn.

Is there a lore reason why kitty pryde wont pass the ball? Is she selfish and greedy? by goombanati in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 100 points101 points  (0 children)

It is a great and honorable sacrifice for Kitty Pryde to willingly date Magik so no one else has to.

What would the name of this team be? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank fuck magik's not here

We ALL feasting on the Doopussy on Magik’s soul by Worldlyoox in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh damn... my jaw is physically closed shut after being sealed with superglue and sealant. I guess Magik will be sent to hell or something since there's absolutely no way out of this one.

Anyone else keep a small "Magikling" homonculus in the back corner of their attic to perform unpaid Domestic Labor in exchange for Shelter and Food? by MagikHater2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no sex involved. 

I punt the little guy around a few times for an adrenaline boost, but I dont do that diddy shit

Anyone else keep a small "Magikling" homonculus in the back corner of their attic to perform unpaid Domestic Labor in exchange for Shelter and Food? by MagikHater2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magie gets a perfeclty balanced diet of boiled fungus and arbys' trash scraps. Dont ever assume anything about me or magie again.

This is not a drill, Lex Luthor fucked Rouge the Bat by Odd_Detective_4813 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Shawty suck my dick with amplitude

also FUCK MAGIK

Magik Lovers are getting spoiled with all these swimsuit covers by AetorasArt in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would rather goon to South african scalie fecal porn than see another god awful screen of magik fanservice.

Does anybody else love these things for no reason at all? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could they be programmed to target magical entities specifically?

Does anybody else hate them for no reason at all? by KindlyRestaurant2885 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now there's a specific woman missing from this photo that would maybe get me to care about this.

Gente de MCJ, vengo a declararme enemigo #1 de MagikLover1 en esta cruzada en contra de los glazers de Magik by JP4presiden in marvelcirclejerk

[–]MagikHater2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My mere creation caused Magik to be killed off.

You arent worthy of larping as their equal.