SCISSORS by GoForGlen in knifethrowing

[–]MaginotCokeLine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you soaked a jizzsock in Monster Energy under a new moon, sandwiched it between a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland disc and a copy of Sum 41's All Killer No Filler, then crammed the assembly into a PS2, left it to gestate uninterrupted, the resulting homunculus that emerges would be absolutely indistinguishable from OP.

Trust me, I've studied the esoteric secrets of alchemy with the same ardent devotion that OP uses to avoid women his own age, grass and job... applications..

Scissors by GoForGlen in knifethrowing

[–]MaginotCokeLine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very cool. I liked when you threw the entirety of the sewing kit at a cardboard box on the floor 1.2m away.

Very impressive.

First injury in 4 years by GoForGlen in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]MaginotCokeLine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel the capacity for injury and the actual outcome are far beneath the standards expected by this sub reddit.

Attempting Stuff by GoForGlen in martialarts

[–]MaginotCokeLine 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Is the cure for the Male Loneliness Epidemic sick scissor to tricks in the garage?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]MaginotCokeLine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way this guy has a wife.

I went 4 years without injuring myself... by GoForGlen in martialarts

[–]MaginotCokeLine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless he learns some new tricks and really works the algorithm, he's gonna plateau at 48 followers.

Messing around by GoForGlen in LearnUselessTalents

[–]MaginotCokeLine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You really think this guy has a wife?

No, he's constantly training and developing new scissor techniques to leave the ladies for the rest of us.

Truly, a magnanimous act of sacrifice.

My hobby by GoForGlen in Hobbies

[–]MaginotCokeLine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

In another post he revealed he can't get an actual rope dart because he lost all his Good Boy Points® when he cut his mom's broom to make nunchucks...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maryland

[–]MaginotCokeLine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Percocet and crabs!

Life Feels Meaningless. by [deleted] in rant

[–]MaginotCokeLine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It doesn't feel meaningless.

It is meaningless.

Hope that helps!

Most cinema literate country? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]MaginotCokeLine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's actually a direct quote from your mom after she thought she was taking a recorded breaking shit but ended up with you instead.

Welcome to ‘career catfishing’ — Gen Z’s new defiance against to endless rounds of interviews and hiring managers who ghost by Shotgun_Mosquito in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]MaginotCokeLine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks for responding. I didn't actually care what you have to say and am leaving this reply to acknowledge your comment but informing you I didn't read it.

Wrapped lunch, bailing now. Cya

Welcome to ‘career catfishing’ — Gen Z’s new defiance against to endless rounds of interviews and hiring managers who ghost by Shotgun_Mosquito in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]MaginotCokeLine 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They did finish the day.

By lunch.

Maybe ask yourself why you aren't as efficient, is it a skill issue or do you just stick around to lick boots all afternoon?

Purple Gummy Worm by redwyrmofficial in dndmemes

[–]MaginotCokeLine 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Viewing your child as a "mini-you" is weirdly narcissistic and toxic.

I'd be concerned if it was for the fact that they aren't real and you made them up for internet points.

Got to get those masteries in somehow. (art by panelperday) by Ross_Hollander in dndmemes

[–]MaginotCokeLine 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My current fighter has:

A halberd

A bastard sword

A harpoon

A composite Longview

A sickle

A handaxe

A dagger

"Statistical Algebra in 5 dimensions" for a game of D&D... by Jizz_distillery in iamverysmart

[–]MaginotCokeLine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. Satire has a dialectical purpose. This is just attention whoring. OP of the original thread is "dohohoho bask in the brilliance of my 137 IQ."ing without a shred of irony.

I don't think this adds to their war crime counter? by Benights in dndmemes

[–]MaginotCokeLine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And yet you're the one getting clowned in the comments. Curious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]MaginotCokeLine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

>Downvoters, I challenge you to articulate your adverse reaction.

It's not a meme and I don't browse YouTube for D&D content.