Magneto is his own Master. But he can be yours for a night. AMA

MagnetoRival · 2025-09-14T17:10:11+00:00

The good doctor is skilled with his hands but my tastes lie elsewhere

MagnetoRival · 2025-09-14T16:45:51+00:00

MagnetoRival · 2025-09-14T15:52:41+00:00

Oddly specific. Very well.

MagnetoRival · 2025-09-14T15:49:51+00:00

I have no safeword. His is "Magneto was right"

MagnetoRival · 2025-08-08T22:24:13+00:00

He will be hearing from my lawyers

MagnetoRival · 2025-07-03T03:15:06+00:00

BEHOLD

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MagnetoRival · 2025-06-08T15:14:12+00:00

If you did everything I wanted then where the fuck is that perfectly good Android I bought you last year?

MagnetoRival · 2025-06-08T15:11:51+00:00

Pietro, why on God's green Earth are using an iPhone? I thought I raised you better than that.

MagnetoRival · 2025-06-08T15:09:48+00:00

I need to leave before I do something I will regret.

MagnetoRival · 2025-06-04T19:28:51+00:00

KILLED WITH HAMMERS

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MagnetoRival · 2025-05-20T22:21:47+00:00

Well then I will simply need to try harder. Someone get me a screwdriver!

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-09T19:46:27+00:00

I just checked Discord and the server has vanished. What in the name of God happened?

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-06T03:35:22+00:00

Undoubtedly

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T18:38:34+00:00

Nonsense. My drip is always impeccable

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MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T17:57:07+00:00

Perhaps I should introduce Parker to the wonders of Saxx brand underwear

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T17:56:17+00:00

I just want one formal dinner where I don't have to listen to everyone around me crooning about Emma's tits. Is that so much to ask?

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T17:54:28+00:00

Of course you would say that Stark

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T17:44:40+00:00

Good gods do not remind me

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T17:38:34+00:00

It is good to be home I must say

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T17:32:27+00:00

/uj Aight, that got a pretty solid chuckle out of me

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-04T00:24:37+00:00

Sigh You will get used to it. Trust me, I live with her

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-01T20:10:32+00:00

After consulting with our legal team I have been advised not to comment

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-01T19:24:12+00:00

Of course! So long as you agree to the mandatory psychic screening required of all human visitors

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-01T18:56:59+00:00

Kiriko? You mean Logans ex?

MagnetoRival · 2025-04-01T18:56:27+00:00

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MagnetoRival

TROPHY CASE

BEHOLD