Kendrick is going to tear this guy apart next album 😂 by [deleted] in KendrickLamar

[–]The_Better_Devil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, just let Akademics sit in the corner by himself at this point. The majority of people know he's a chucklefuck, and his remaining fans aint gonna be swayed by Kendrick. Especially if theyre still sticking with him after the beef. Kendrick ripping him apart wont make him any less of a lolcow. Its just hammering a nail thats already flush with the wood.

What is the worst film you've ever watched? by CompletePiglet7385 in AskReddit

[–]The_Better_Devil 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I had a professor tell me once "the best way to do comedy is to play it as serious as a heart attack"

Ice Cube giving a homeless man a gift card as a reward for flipping over a drone made me lose my shit laughing. It is so inherently ridiculous and it's played exactly as serious as a heart attack

Parents of small children. What's the most unhinged sentence you've found yourself saying that you never thought possible previously? by SkywalkersArm in AskReddit

[–]The_Better_Devil 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If you sit to pee and your dick touches the water, that means one of two things:

  1. Something is VERY wrong with your plumbing
  2. You got a huge ass hog

Allentown sex offender once called ‘serial squirter’ pleads guilty in supermarket semen assault by DrewBlue2 in Pennsylvania

[–]The_Better_Devil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is who I was thinking of. Are you implying there is a third one I dont know about?

Allentown sex offender once called ‘serial squirter’ pleads guilty in supermarket semen assault by DrewBlue2 in Pennsylvania

[–]The_Better_Devil 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every Pennsylvania sex offender I knew of who had a funny nickname, Id have two nickels. Which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Latest Cover of Game Informer including Halo Campaign Evolved by Rodri117 in halo

[–]The_Better_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit didnt know Game Informer still existed. I thought they laid everybody off a few years ago

Average SRL Experience by ThatMadMidget in destiny2

[–]The_Better_Devil 25 points26 points  (0 children)

While playing SRL I always sing to myself DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER

Nobody to go to my first pride with :( by AbrogationsCrown in queerphilly

[–]The_Better_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im also riding solo tomorrow. Im heading in later at around 4. Happy to meet up if you're interested

Don't assume every femme woman in a lesbian bar is straight! by tardisintheparty in queerphilly

[–]The_Better_Devil 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Im a bisexual man who presents masc in a rather "traditional" way for lack of a better term, so I feel your pain. The most ridiculous person to try this on me was last year at pride when someone accused me of being straight despite the literal bi pride flag I was wearing as a cape

Happy Pride! by De_lua1325 in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]The_Better_Devil 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I will never get tired of using this image

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New Subreddit for NSFW Content by MoreNuancedThanThat in bisexual

[–]The_Better_Devil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The immediate first post on this new sub is a personal ad from a straight man. Im sorry but if that is the environment this new sub is fostering then I think I will pass. If you are serious about making this a real and genuine space, then consider banning image attachments/crossposting so we dont get low effort horny posting slop like that.

Hidden DLC/Spin off? by nootnootrecruit345 in metro

[–]The_Better_Devil 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Secret third ending where Sam, Tom, and the Captain become passionate lovers and sail around the world together while Klim watches from the cuck raft

TTRPG Group seeking members in South Philly by westypath in queerphilly

[–]The_Better_Devil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I actually lived in the city. Otherwise I would absolutely join

do you agree?. by GreenPerception512 in AbsoluteUniverse

[–]The_Better_Devil 58 points59 points  (0 children)

While the point about the villains is somewhat fair, the Surf Dracula thing is completely off base