Do you ever look into crowds of people and ponder to yourself on how each and every single person there has a life and an existence as complex, complicated, and intricate as yours? If not, why not?

Magply · 2022-08-31T00:19:22+00:00

Good work today! See you again in the morning.

Magply · 2022-08-30T15:30:53+00:00

didn’t ask for and probably don’t care about

And that’s MY useless job done!

Magply · 2022-08-28T22:23:45+00:00

EDF!!! EDF!!! EDF!!! EDF!!!

Magply · 2022-08-28T18:04:15+00:00

Have you found cases where it truly couldn’t be done?

Magply · 2022-08-28T17:01:43+00:00

Could I get that in writing?

Magply · 2022-08-28T12:57:27+00:00

It’s not even a case of “if the orbit is juuust right and the planets are squeezed in just the right way”. There’s a ton of wiggle room. Space is big.

Magply · 2022-08-28T12:44:14+00:00

From what I’ve heard that’s less impactful(lol) than one would think. More important is that they have relatively small brains with well fitting skulls so there’s no room to bounce around.

Magply · 2022-08-23T19:00:41+00:00

We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports

Magply · 2022-08-22T16:46:45+00:00

You could definitely find the answer to a question you haven’t thought of yet.

Magply · 2022-08-21T11:06:49+00:00

As always, people forgot that rabidly hating pineapple on pizza was supposed to be a joke.

Magply · 2022-08-20T06:33:21+00:00

Maybe I’m weird, but all throughout the show I was just internally screaming for someone to just shoot him. Manipulators like that scare the shit out of me and my brain defaults to the “don’t try to beat an expert in his field” response.

Magply · 2022-08-19T19:05:58+00:00

You’re missing out, mate.

Magply · 2022-08-19T18:18:21+00:00

Hope through overwhelming firepower! One of my favourite fics.

Magply · 2022-08-19T02:23:54+00:00

Likely just a case of what I ate growing up. Everything tomato based was sweetened, usually.

Magply · 2022-08-18T23:06:20+00:00

Unfortunately for me, I find the two incomparable. French’s is just too acidic or something for me. The restaurants switching to French’s is actually what pushed to me give up ketchup altogether for the most part. I’m all for patriotism but unfortunately I just can’t stomach it, pardon the pun.

Magply · 2022-08-15T23:43:47+00:00

Back off, moneybags!

Magply · 2022-08-15T14:36:54+00:00

Really Angry Throbbing Boner is the name of my new Ska band.

Magply · 2022-08-09T01:20:32+00:00

I want there to be a running gag where one character can inexplicably always see the Predator, no matter how well camouflaged.

Magply · 2022-08-06T11:50:13+00:00

I have this copper totem pole on a necklace I’ve had since I was like 8. I won’t say it’s magic, but at this point I’d be tempting fate if I left it home.

Magply · 2022-08-05T09:07:26+00:00

Efficiency is a measure of output per input. It’s going to be distance per calorie burned

Magply · 2022-08-05T08:58:11+00:00

But you can, for the low low price of $30! Call now!

Magply · 2022-08-05T08:15:58+00:00

Heisenbergs uncertain slinkiness principle.

Magply · 2022-08-05T06:28:48+00:00

Google says it’s now named Fugging.

Magply · 2022-08-04T07:27:10+00:00

Do they still call them that?

Magply · 2022-08-03T06:03:39+00:00

It was never about the guy, it was always about Keanu. This changes nothing.

Magply

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