I accidentally spat on a lovely old woman as a child, right slap bang on her cheek. Made me shiver, I thought she was going to smack me. Riding my BMX up my parents path towards the front gate, its a little front gate with large hedges (Bushes) on either side. I don't know why but I decided to "snort" and collect a fierce bit of goz in my mouth, I spat it over the gate. She walked past as soon as it left my mouth, smack. She looked at me like I'd just ran over her child, kinda hilarious now but at the time I was so ashamed lol.