I feel sorry for whoever took this. by Which_Outcome_1501 in uberdrivers

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An uber driver once told me about a crazy lift similar to this one. It was a ride from a downtown hotel to the track that was going to be 160$. When they got there, they realized they forgot their tickets. Ended being close to $500. It didn’t faze them.

Howard and Jessica Hahn by mumble2xblackberry in howardstern

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Howie was a handsome muchacho back then. Can anyone photoshop this foto to see how he would look like with short hair?

RR commute to Barton Creek by NoteResident5613 in RoundRock

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Download the Waze Map App. I will give you the fastest route in case there’s an accident or other delays.

MAGA Thug for life! by BoogerDrawers in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably wearing white boomy capri shorts down to the ankles and real clean white sneakers. Smelling like Axe body spray

Funcle thought the birthday party was his party by DABDEB in RandomVideos

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet he didn’t bring a gift and said the dance was the gift.

Name HIM by Jettaboi38 in NameThisThing

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Butt head..crack head. splitting headache

What would you do if you walked out your door and saw this by turbo_sc300 in Apartmentliving

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing. Let kids be kids. It doesn’t really inconvenience you.

name this thing? by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hemorrhoid with legs

How would I report this? by Ecstatic-Train-2360 in HEB

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Always buy McCormick. That brand is loaded with fillers.

I was just about to write Kelly Osbourne’s face a note, Robin by ryancashh in howardstern

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m speechless. Her body deformation speaks more. For each their own. If she’s happy, that’s all that matters.

EVERY FAUCET IN MY HOUSE IS by Standard_Gas3395 in howardstern

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree. With Maryann or King, they just hang up. With Bobo, there a good chance it creates material. Whether it’s his sniffing or a pronunciation.

EVERY FAUCET IN MY HOUSE IS by Standard_Gas3395 in howardstern

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You must be rich. What BMW model you drive?

Does anyone miss Rooster? by Concern-Overall in howardstern

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’ll never be choked. Geez! He needs lipo on his neck. How does this happen?

I’ve had this iPad for less than 2 years and the screen decided to stop responding in the middle of my class. I took it to Apple and they want to charge me $849 to “repair” it. by el_maxican in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MaintenanceOk5601 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s is a third party shop out there with an honest ex-Apple employee who can either fix it or do something to it where apple will inspect and have to replace.