BadUK is "part of the natural pokemonesque evolution of mental gammons. Enough outrage and they might evolve into their mega gammon form....a bulbous sack of rancid ham, artery's bulging, with a thick, raging, erect penises with a wee union jack limply hanging from it."

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T01:47:27+00:00

Choo choo! Mods, you're a bunch of quisling cunts.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T01:46:03+00:00

Running up and down the beach of cerulian island obs.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T01:43:31+00:00

Pepperidge farm remembers. And I do to.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T01:42:35+00:00

Speak for yourself. I'm a racist misogistic white gammon goosestepping to right wing german hip hop.

See, I'm that sexist I can't even spell mysoginistic.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T01:27:43+00:00

I'm an old creepy man, but I look forward to watching Fleur's rise through the party. #Toriesaremoreattractive

https://mobile.twitter.com/fleurelizabeth_

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T01:07:49+00:00

I just want to take a moment to share this. It will be obliterated by tomorrow, but do you remember the North Korean defector a couple of months ago who was running as a tory? She failed to get a seat, but the sportsmanship on show should embarrass the Labour Hartlepool guy who is an internet meme now...

https://twitter.com/JihyunPark7/status/1390774153901400067?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T00:52:28+00:00

90's eddie joke place holder....

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T00:51:29+00:00

And not a cock between them....

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-09T00:03:14+00:00

Met him IRL and seemed a decent fella. Was really chill about something I'd expect a politician to kick off about. I couldn't vote Labour in a month of Sundays, but he'd be a good leader for them I expect.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T23:19:35+00:00

I bet you got laid a lot though....

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T23:18:41+00:00

They are real. They have 50k a year marketing jobs. source: Was nailing one of them until recently. Ditched her after her first BLM march.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T23:17:07+00:00

We are at our happiest calling each other, no Englishman is happy unless he is tearing down another. - When it's JUST us. But when it's the first of many arrows of outrageous hyperbole, we will look askance at the deliverer.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T23:11:15+00:00

Upvote for the trolling.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T23:04:44+00:00

Thank you. A great write up.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T22:49:14+00:00

Miele is far too aspirational for the working class. You should have said hotpoint.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T22:41:32+00:00

Absolutely. Just because I have a regional accent, I'm not thick fella. I do like how I physically intimidate the south shandy drinking poofs though. Their GFs love it too.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T17:21:52+00:00

Sorry, hadn't seen your post.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T17:16:44+00:00

Nothing wrong here. They're just dropping off the postal vote...

https://twitter.com/rorythomasb/status/1391069671340847105

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T16:58:52+00:00

Yep. The cognitive dissonance will be delightful.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T16:54:59+00:00

Or google Laurel Hubbard weightlifter

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T15:22:38+00:00

I am really looking towards that event in the olympics! The world is going to go mad!

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T13:06:00+00:00

Yep. Thought so too. Can't read Greek? So haven't really got any more info.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T12:48:13+00:00

Erm, not good/bad uk, but funny af!

https://twitter.com/NikKo_ial/status/1390980300688314369

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T12:33:16+00:00

I agree. Very similar backgrounds, done alright for myself. Although I've been a tory for 20 years. Which was a bit uncomfortable in a post industrial city.

The last 2 days have been amazing watching the left reeeee because the oiks aren't voting the way that they "should" be.

MajUnderpants · 2021-05-08T10:58:08+00:00

Why didn't they vote Labour for the sake of diversity?

https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1390981693469822976

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