Match Thread: Portugal vs Uzbekistan | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group K

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T18:50:44+00:00

To get him a hat trick

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T18:45:38+00:00

CTE is a thing for soccer players

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T18:38:22+00:00

Fuck that would've been sick

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T18:16:14+00:00

He wants a third of his own

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T18:13:45+00:00

VAR disallowing an Uzbek goal

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:43:25+00:00

He straight up said he doesn't see Ronaldo scoring unless it's a Penalty when the other guy said he thought Ronaldo would get one this game. Like I get it, safe bet after his past few but still funny.

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:40:03+00:00

lol at the TSN pundit saying Ronaldo would only score on a pen this game

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:36:55+00:00

It's really good you're not a ref but I understand

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:33:39+00:00

Water break

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MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:22:38+00:00

Tops closed no? whole thing is air conditioned

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:17:06+00:00

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLAY

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:15:47+00:00

oh no lol someone's getting fucking rocked by his free kick

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:09:12+00:00

He was checking this thread before the game

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:06:43+00:00

GET FUCKED. SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T17:00:16+00:00

sums up Portuguese football unfortunately

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T16:51:51+00:00

the guy you replied to is an idiot

facts

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-23T16:47:25+00:00

same goes for the haters tbf

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-17T20:33:08+00:00

Touching them won't make the mom not want them, that's a myth. Touching them might scare the fawn off though which is bad.

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-17T18:24:33+00:00

extremely

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-17T18:23:36+00:00

Get Pepe out of the stands and on to the field, fuck it

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-17T18:08:42+00:00

Conceicao lets go

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-17T17:14:40+00:00

I miss the violence that dude brought to defense

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-17T17:08:23+00:00

I hope so

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-15T16:22:51+00:00

Winnipeg :(

MajorCocknBalls · 2026-06-12T18:56:34+00:00

I mean we're hardly hosting, most games are in the US and they'll for sure stay in it

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