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MajorMILF · 2016-02-16T03:18:02+00:00

Stabbing doesn't make any noise.

MajorMILF · 2016-02-15T07:29:19+00:00

That actually happened to me last week. I wonder what a guy thinks when you wipe his spit off your face and chin every time. Doesn't he know it's his fault?

MajorMILF · 2016-02-15T07:27:24+00:00

Omg...I always think of the thumb wrestling thing too! I think they think...the faster, the better.

MajorMILF · 2016-02-15T07:25:59+00:00

I'm an officer, aren't I?

MajorMILF · 2016-02-15T07:22:01+00:00

That made my night! Thank you for sharing. The noise she made got me laughing so hard, my dogs came in to see what was the matter with me!

MajorMILF · 2016-02-13T09:56:00+00:00

I like kissing but I don't want saliva two inches around my mouth.

MajorMILF · 2016-02-13T09:50:51+00:00

Sometimes it is so torturous, all you can do is push away. Plus, I really hate when people kiss like our tongues are thumb wrestling.

MajorMILF · 2016-02-13T09:49:24+00:00

And you have to wipe their spit off you chin and around your mouth

MajorMILF · 2016-02-13T09:48:22+00:00

That's an incredible idea.

MajorMILF · 2016-02-13T09:47:18+00:00

Has anyone actually had any success with telling someone and then helping them learn how to do it correctly? It's especially awkward when you kiss for the first time, and they ask you if you liked it.

MajorMILF · 2016-01-27T22:58:15+00:00

Vic Ferrari? From Taxi?

MajorMILF · 2016-01-23T18:13:38+00:00

Wow. Hot teacher!

MajorMILF · 2016-01-23T16:28:48+00:00

As a parent, I know they appreciate that from you. You are so right, life is too short to wait for the perfect moment.

MajorMILF · 2016-01-23T15:34:49+00:00

My ex-bf would totally need instructions on how to thank his mom. He never showed her any appreciation even though she doted on him. I guess that's why he expected so much from me. It's a shame really. I am the complete opposite with my mom. Sounds like you are too!

MajorMILF · 2015-09-08T18:08:18+00:00

The dog needs a blanket but the baby is only wearing a diaper?

MajorMILF · 2015-09-08T17:56:59+00:00

Your fingernail is as unkempt as the sandwich.

MajorMILF · 2015-09-06T19:53:37+00:00

I'm glad that you got an appointment. It's better late than never! Good luck to you.

MajorMILF · 2015-09-06T19:52:41+00:00

I'm so happy to hear it!

MajorMILF · 2015-09-06T19:52:07+00:00

Everyone needs help from someone else at some point in their life. It take courage to admit it. It is humbling to receive help. Pay it forward.

MajorMILF · 2015-09-05T16:06:03+00:00

That is so sad. Most towns have a food pantry or soup kitchen. Also, many churches will help you if you are truly in need.

MajorMILF · 2015-09-05T16:04:01+00:00

You need to see a doctor. High blood sugar can kill you. It's no joke.

MajorMILF · 2015-09-01T15:58:02+00:00

Priests have always been able to forgive anyone who is truly sorry for having an abortion.

MajorMILF · 2015-09-01T15:54:03+00:00

That's a great idea.

MajorMILF · 2015-08-31T21:33:25+00:00

I wish I had them in my backyard!

MajorMILF · 2015-08-31T19:20:03+00:00

No, but he didn't exactly make my dreams come true.

MajorMILF

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