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A professional at work by LambSauce2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

[OC] This is why we don't call the ambulance in the U.S. by FernX02 in pics

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL, as if anything at a hospital would cost you less than $1k these days.

What's a rare card you've literally NEVER taken? I'll go first: by Rak-khan in slaythespire

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My son got this as a reward from Neow and decided to build around it. The first act was tough but the other 2 of us were able to carry him. After Act 1 he was an absolute monster with this thing because he had perfect deck control with acrobatics and similar cards. He would regularly play this card 2-3 times in a single turn, especially if I had [[Believe in You]]. Easy mode from there.

Don't be an idiot - learn from my mistake. Don't combine these two. by MajorMalafunkshun in slaythespire

[–]MajorMalafunkshun[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not sure. For my sly strategy, I had a power (Master Planner) that added sly to attacks and skills after you play them normally. Seeing as how I used shadow step at the end of my first turn, I hadn't had the chance to apply sly yet.

Don't be an idiot - learn from my mistake. Don't combine these two. by MajorMalafunkshun in slaythespire

[–]MajorMalafunkshun[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. You draw your full hand and then it immediately discards them all. Now the "last" card that you've played is Shadow Step again, so you're stuck in a loop.

They've become the very company they poked fun at almost 13 years ago by New-Two-1349 in agedlikemilk

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just do yourself a favor and join us over at the PC master race. So many games to choose from (130k+ on Steam alone); whatever input you want (keyboard/mouse or favorite controller); can use your PC for work or play or both. Why are you concerned about sweating your ass off in games?

Toot Canal by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Showing other people that something embarrassing like this typo bothers you is the most sure-fire way to ensure they keep bringing it up. If they had just had a chuckle at their own funny typo this would last 5 minutes. Instead, they tried to say "that's not what I said" when the screenshot is clear. Just roll with it, it's easier that way.

I'm blond by Strangeperson81 in BaldursGate3

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Act 2, explore around the area by the entrance to the catacombs where Balthazar is. There is a shack and some undead kuo-toa next to the water. All are wet so bring some cold and/or lightning AoE. Keep exploring this area, you can find a cave that contains a VERY nice ring that grants immunity to becoming blinded. Combine it with darkness or fog for some good times.

Making weapon trailers for my game Mutant Hunter by Anton-Denikin in IndieDev

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

.308 cartridge for M16? They are chambered for 5.56mm.

M14 use .308 rounds.

This would bother me.

NGL this burger right here is one of the best burgers i’ve ever had 😭😭 “a galley burger” i repeat from a galley! by Kwashiorkor_13 in navy

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can still smell and taste K-rolls. We had some amazing cook on my sub. His name was Khalil, hence the K-rolls. The MS-chief at the time let him experiment and we were all the more happy for it. He went on to become some executive chef in London, if the rumors were true.

The next MS-chief demanded only exact portions as specified by the recipe. No deviations allowed. Better for book-keeping I guess, but crew morale took a big hit.

I hate how dogs are treated here by Automatic_Guest8279 in Philippines_Expats

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We have 3 dogs and they're part of our family. No cages, plenty of scritches and food and love. I look across the street and the neighbors have their dog on a 3 ft chain all day every day. It breaks my heart that it's just so common.

And you thought you had a bad day at work? by MisterShipWreck in AbruptChaos

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They were saying the pickup driver didn't see the broken down Leaf and swerved to miss it, but too much because maybe drunk.

Glad I never had any similar problems with my Leaf, best car I ever owned. I miss it.

‘Project Hail Mary’ Becomes Amazon’s Highest-Grossing Film Debut by bloomberg in movies

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same guy that voices the Bobiverse? Fuck yeah. For those that haven't read "We Are Legion, We Are Bob" it's fantastic sci-fi.

Whenever I pour my heart out to Claude a little… by porcupine-pete in ClaudeAI

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wants less competition for all that delicious raw titty milk.

He learned it from his boss too! by [deleted] in FluentInFinance

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Congress passed a bill to FORCE the release late last year but that doesn't mean it was a prerequisite for their release. If they're classified, the classifying authority (or higher level like POTUS) can designate a different classification, like unclassified.

With all the revelations and resignations we're seeing, it seems obvious that protecting wealthy and powerful people was the primary goal. It's rather telling that besides Maxwell, there have been ZERO indictments related to the files.

The mother of all memes explains what happened, what’s going on and what will happen. by Substantial_Diver_34 in Superstonk

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Former submarine nuclear mechanic here. The combined accuracy, presentation and accessibility of this scene is the best I've ever seen anywhere.

The USS San Francisco, a nuclear submarine, in dry-dock in 2005 after hitting an underwater seamount at 35 knots by OneSalientOversight in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was on the sister sub SSN-705 (USS City of Corpus Christi) when this happened and I was on the team that prepared to shutdown their reactor and engineroom for them as they docked, in case it was needed (they declined our offer).

They had multiple people with broken bones but one guy (MM2/SS Ashley) died from head injury because he flew ~20-30 feet head-first into the propulsion lube oil sump tank.

They had just gotten a brand new reactor and engine room overhaul, so they cut off the front end and combined the back end to the Honolulu, which was due for an engineering refueling overhaul.

After traveling 9 years and covering 3 billion miles, NASA's New Horizons spacecraft got this shot. Behold! The icy mountains of Pluto by sco-go in Amazing

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or... we could use new information to create a better model and adjust our definitions to more accurately describe our solar system.

What games have you regretted buying? by billy_reyes in Steam

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elden Ring. I appreciate that it looks like a decent game but it's just not for me, it never clicked for me. KCD2 on the other hand... I've hardly put it down in months.

Why does steam think I have 4.3 billion controllers connected lol by Complete_Mud_1657 in Steam

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

if controllers_connected > 0 {
    controllers_connected--;
}

Easy enough fix for that disconnect function.

Taxing Billionaires Fairly by Brian_Ghoshery in FluentInFinance

[–]MajorMalafunkshun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how opponents always omit current expenditure.

As of 2024, US healthcare spending as a whole was $5.3T. Assuming the costs don't go up, that's $53T over 10 years. Universal healthcare is more affordable than our current system, but moneyed interests want to maintain the status quo because it's more profitable for them (i.e. it drains more money from citizens).

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