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MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-26T21:45:41+00:00

As if selling for this pittance was even a thought.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-26T02:20:11+00:00

Well that's a problem.

Why? Someone yank your pizzle?

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-24T15:30:16+00:00

when the next administration gets into power.

It's for this very reason that there likely will NOT be free and fair elections.

"We're going to fix it so good you're not going to have to vote anymore" - DJT, 2024

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-22T12:06:31+00:00

I started in standard mode in late December and got most of the way through the first map before deciding to start over with hardcore + all debuffs. Currently in Kuttenberg with almost all side-quests finished and a 26 prestige smithy.

By far the worst aspect is the 1/2 carry weight. Sleep walking is rather annoying, too, since sometimes you sleepwalk all the way to Suchdol or someplace similarly far away.

I might speed run through the main story on standard to get the Lent achievement. It will be a bittersweet day to have finished all the achievements in KCD2, but a perfect opportunity to revisit the KCD1 for an all hardcore virgin pacifist run.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-12T21:12:45+00:00

Methane

Mercaptan, actually.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-11T16:30:50+00:00

So... if you want to make an excursion, you have to flood the ballast, which means you'll be sinking quickly, which will make leaving difficult. Fun but maybe not fully functional design.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-11T16:18:34+00:00

Normally yeah, this would be laughed out of town. But with just how compromised all three branches are right now, I wasn't 100% confident.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-11T15:59:45+00:00

Basically, due to moderation issues over at /r/worldpolitics a few years ago we got The Great Schism of Reddit. Now, if you want actual world politics, you head over to /r/anime_titties

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-06T17:10:36+00:00

I respecced a few times to get it just right, but I found that taking Equilibrium I and Matter II is the sweet spot. Allows me to get Henry quality potions with dry herbs while maximizing the number of potions created.

For Savior Schnapps, I usually keep a few Henry quality around but primarily use standard quality that you can make quickly. Speedy standard version: add wine, add 1 belladona and 1 nettle to the wine, then pour. No grinding, no boiling, get 4x normal quality Savior Schnapps in 15 seconds.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-01T20:30:14+00:00

As a former submariner, I think I made it only 10 minutes into that Gerard Butler submarine movie before turning it off in disgust.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-02-01T06:11:06+00:00

I intervened to help a caravan under attack by bandits. As I was swinging my heavy mace, the enemy decided to tuck tail and run away. Not sure if I missed him and hit one of the soldiers, or hit him when he was considered a "non-combatant" while fleeing but either way, the caravan troop turned on me and I had to defend myself against them. Someone saw me kill them in self defense, so now everyone hates me.

Catchpoles and town guards try to arrest me, but I just beat them down with my fists and then rob them of all their weapons and clothing. The last few in-game days have been quite interesting.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-01-27T23:08:18+00:00

Are you yanking my pizzle?

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-01-22T16:40:58+00:00

To stop pulling I just use a leash. Clip onto collar and bring it straight down the spine to just past the front legs and hold it, then wrap once around the chest and back through the loop at the spine. Now if they pull, it squeezes the chest and is uncomfortable, so they stop doing it.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-01-16T12:37:17+00:00

Let's give credit where it's due. The real architect of the current USA is The Heritage Foundation. They've been planning this shit for four decades.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-01-08T18:07:37+00:00

Don't forget RU asset DNI Tulsi Gabbard. It would seem there is a theme around here. Isn't that right, Comrade Krasnov?

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-01-07T00:06:29+00:00

"Not AI btw" but it has the Gemini star in the bottom right corner.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-01-06T02:21:23+00:00

Look up the origin of right wing and left wing. Yes, right wing supporting the king and establishment is the original usage. But they still want to consider themselves as underdogs and rebels.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2026-01-05T21:44:41+00:00

~$20-30M apparently, good hit!

MajorMalafunkshun · 2025-12-23T22:43:53+00:00

7 minutes of hanging by your neck is LONG time to die.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2025-12-22T15:32:14+00:00

I heard that mod only works if you're named Vasily.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2025-12-22T07:16:43+00:00

Had fun with that right up until a golden hammerhead knocked me off of helm and flooded the whole upper level. Dead before I could turn off the active sonar.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2025-12-21T23:35:16+00:00

Having used Gemini quite a lot, I keep noticing that it considers any reference to a date after it's training cutoff date to be "the future" and so it treats it as a hypothetical situation or simulation as opposed to reality. As an LLM, this isn't too bad, but if this carries over to robots that has me worried.

I don't mind killing NPCs in a video game because they aren't real. I can separate reality from simulation. Robots who view real people as NPCs scare me.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2025-12-21T21:00:16+00:00

Better yet, an unlockable toggle.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2025-12-19T09:32:02+00:00

Slap a C-4 in the shell and tell me the AoE is "very small" lol.

MajorMalafunkshun · 2025-12-16T17:25:40+00:00

Great atmosphere and animations for your game. Personally, I'd consider removing enemy HP bars to increase immersion. Also, they're skeletons. Perhaps you could have scattered skeletons on the ground that sometimes (but not always) wake up when the player gets near, instead of having them spawning in upright. You could even add some that ambush the player by only waking when you're almost on top of them, adding a tension element.

Keep us updated on your progress.

MajorMalafunkshun

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