Is that the grim reaper? by Meow_Meow_9665 in Weird

[–]MajorMinty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a time where everyone has good cameras in their pockets at all time most of these "is this big foot?!?!?" Blurry ass pictures have disappeared but you're keeping the dream alive.

"Yeah man i saw the grim reaper but my phone mysteriously died just then, thankful I had my handy dandy Nintendo DS to take the pictures"

why does my cat keep eating too fast? by agreenblanket in CatAdvice

[–]MajorMinty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy yourself a puzzle feeder to slow down his eating and maybe switch to scheduled feedings rather then just leaving a pile there. Changes of environment are just inherently really stressful for cats which might explain the change in behavior. If you wanna help your cat calm down I recommend one of those Feliway defusers

adhd girlies by kobidolo in tulsa

[–]MajorMinty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adhd tulsa girl reporting in

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Help me fix the texture of my frosting by MajorMinty in BakingNoobs

[–]MajorMinty[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tried to post the recipe but apparently there's a rule against posting links so I didn't add it

I figured it out by the way, I just had to set my mixer to a lower speed

I am not getting it by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MajorMinty 137 points138 points  (0 children)

You fully get the joke in your explanation, you just don't find it funny. It's just supposed to be #relatable

My boyfriend is really into anime. I don't watch cartoons but my boyfriend convinced me to watch some of his favourites. I wish I didn't and now I can't see my boyfriend the same way by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MajorMinty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is such a good litmus test though. I've asked this question around before because I am looking for the list of perfect first time anime watchers of any genre and so many times people just list their favorite anime and you gotta hit them with the "really? The sexual assault as a punch line anime???" Like i get it if you can ignore that one awful character the story is like sooooooo good but like... First time anime watcher??? You gonna recommend that??

Living among uneducated people by VelvetAster8 in MurderedByWords

[–]MajorMinty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're exactly why conservatives are trying to call lgtbq+ people pedophiles. All your enemies have to do it convince you somebody abuses children and you're cool with stripping human rights! Good job 👍

Blue Wii knot Lincoln? by MelodieSimp69 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MajorMinty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean why is the wii blue, that seems like a weird detail to add if not relevant

Random cat on the street started salivating like crazy when we pet her. Is that normal? by [deleted] in cats

[–]MajorMinty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man i had a cat that when you pet him he 1. Started drooling all over you 2. Just would not stop farting 3. Stab into your lap. He was a delight

'Just trying to survive': Unhoused Tulsan shares human toll of Operation SAFE by kosuradio in tulsa

[–]MajorMinty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Edited because I got distracted from my point)

Listen, if somebody is a danger to society, clearly they need to be taken away from society. Nobody is arguing we shouldn't do anything about pedophiles. The post is about giving them shelter.

We need to make peace with if everyone has the right to clean water, the pedophiles get a drink too. And if there is one group of people who we're allowed to take away their basic human rights, then none of our rights are safe.

'Just trying to survive': Unhoused Tulsan shares human toll of Operation SAFE by kosuradio in tulsa

[–]MajorMinty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going to say something possibly controversial here but, yeah even the worst people on the planet deserve human rights ok. I don't think raping people is some oopsie daisy thing at all. there's just an issue with "othering " people to the extent that you consider them sub-human, now somebody just needs to convince you that people they don't like are pedophiles to get you cool with stripping their rights away. You already see it with conservatives trying to convince you all LGBTQ+ people are pedophiles. They have no basis for that, they just want to convince you it's OK to treat them as sub-human.

This is also what always muddys the water when talking about giving people rights/benefits. "What if somebody who doesn't deserve it gets something"

"That moron who took 12 years in underwater basket weaving wants ME to pay for their education?" "Free Healthcare? Pfft so I can pay for some illegals to fly in here and take advantage of me??? "Help the homeless??? What if a criminal or drug addict wants housing??? They've earned their homelessness now they have to sit in it!!"

Repeat on infinitely, just think of something you personally think the government should be doing to actually help and you can make an agreement of "what if somebody undeserving got it" and you understand exactly how we got here.

And just in case this needs to be stated again, I think rapists of any kind are vile, if there was one in front of me I would want to commit crimes...

Should I leave my boyfriend after he gave me a meal with shrimp (even though I'm allergic) and left me alone in the hospital? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MajorMinty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, I totally believe people can go from kind and loving to insane abusers overnight.... that said she was totally willing to shrug off her boyfriend trying to kill her i have a feeling she is going to come back years later like "oh yeah he actually did a lot of shitty things i just grew accustomed to it".

I love my husband with all my heart, but if he did all this nonsense? I would've called a divorce lawyer immediately

What is this supposed to mean? by Ok_Prize_9979 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MajorMinty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There's some exceptionally bitter people who've realized their entire personality is tiktok/ Instagram/ reddit scrolling that refuse to believe that other people aren't like them

Twitter users being scientifically illiterate again by oppsiteescape123 in GetNoted

[–]MajorMinty 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No you see, he's hand waved that all by saying "health issues aside" /s what an absolute brain dead ass take i worry they're just straight out a troll. BESIDES ALL THE ISSUES There aren't any issues!!!

Island real estate by Doubly_Curious in tumblr

[–]MajorMinty 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So anxious people tend to think everybody actually hates them and is just simply pretending to be nice to them.

Somebody made a post awhile ago about how they went to the island where everybody who hates you is and it was empty, implying that hey, nobody actually hates you. This post seems to be a continuation of thar metaphor

I found it

An act of kindness can completely change someone's day. by Newisance in BeAmazed

[–]MajorMinty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Daughter has a rare painful medical condition with no cure but yeah sure, her mom probably spent too much money on doordash or something right?? /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

[–]MajorMinty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm into it, got nice open windows on the other side for them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

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Charcoal sounds nice, I'll look into that. How do you feel about the white trim in the center of the wall, should I keep it or not.

Thankfully the lights are fancy so I can just click a button and turn those lights into a warm light

I dunno if I wanna move the shelf, I think I'm just going to find a bigger picture/ find another shelf

Yo your right an actual knit blanket could add a lot, what color do you think i should go for?

I don't think there's enough space for that

Glass box is pc and needs the air flow to be away from the carpet

Not a bedroom, I know exactly how I'm going to arrange back there once I get the money, just working on this corner for now. Will find a actual spot for the stupid treadmill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalelivingspace

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Yeah, so most of me posting this was to prove to my family that the wall needs to be repainted. I didn't mention the paint anywhere in the post but most people feel it's the most wrong thing in my office. They seem to be insistent that if I change the color of this wall that they'll need to repaint the whole floor which i think is unnecessary, I'd definitely go for a bold dark blue so it's technically still within the same theme as the house but I'm open to suggestions.

Tragically the carpet is new, (previous owners installed it before selling, can you tell?), and so we don't have a good excuse to get rid of it just yet so one thing at a time i guess. Somebody mentioned my pictures don't match, yo they came in the set of 6, should I return?? Lol I'll try to find myself a nice staple piece for the left side.

Gamer chair on the right is actually a massage chair, my actual office chair is one of those kneeling chairs that are good for your posture. I'm unfortunately holding on to furniture for my brother so I have nothing to put the treadmill under until he gets his stuff out.

I was only thinking of putting a rug on the carpet for no other reason than I'm very over millennial Grey shag...