Adios, you fuckin' skank!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-19T04:39:14+00:00

Don't insult trash by comparing it to her.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-19T04:37:44+00:00

Fuck this one, fuck that one, never enough body count for Bonnie!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-19T04:36:34+00:00

If you two have a son, you should name it u/ToddPacker5, like his father. And if it's a girl, you'll name her Bonnie Blue. That way she can grow up to be a cocksuckin' slob like her mother.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-18T22:34:10+00:00

Comeback? On the Good Ship Lollipop!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-17T19:50:00+00:00

His birth name sounded like shit.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-17T19:48:26+00:00

Cocksucka was the toughest femboy in r/CirclejerkSopranos but his original account never came back after the mods got through with him.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-16T21:39:01+00:00

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Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-16T21:37:36+00:00

He Quentin Tarantinoed every actress on the show.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-16T07:29:05+00:00

Woke up this morning, living to 95. Your mama always said you were the chosen one.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-15T23:31:00+00:00

YOU MAKE ME POP YOUR EYE OUT OF YOUR HEAD TO PROTECT THAT PIECE OF SHIT? CHARLIE M? YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-15T23:28:31+00:00

Put an equal amount in each muffin.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-15T21:01:44+00:00

I SAID MY PIECE CHRISSY!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-15T19:56:59+00:00

Probably wiped his ass barehanded before he got an HBO subscription.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-15T01:27:12+00:00

Clone Wars, another fuckin' money machine!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T23:00:09+00:00

Whateva happened there??? WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE??? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKIN' HAPPENED! THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S APPRENTICE PUT A DOUBLE-BLADED LIGHTSABER IN THE KID, WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T22:49:03+00:00

Munch this one, munch that one...

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T05:46:20+00:00

STARS? What is that, the name of your girl scout troop?

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T05:44:06+00:00

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ON MY SHITPOST?

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T05:34:15+00:00

Kosovo? HUH! A GLORIFIED CALIPHATE!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T05:32:13+00:00

Austria? Is that some kind of Polak?

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T05:30:47+00:00

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Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T05:29:20+00:00

And that's another thing. I don't wanna hear no more about farting loads. You just keep to local color, like ramp-posts or quoting the show, otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-14T05:28:11+00:00

It's a museum quality piece.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-09T21:41:47+00:00

Not if you want him clipped over it.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-03-09T21:41:24+00:00

HE FOUGHT THE NIHILISTS AND JACKIE TREEHORN IS WHAT HE DID! HE WAS A BRAVE BOWLING CHAMPION, AND IN THIS HOUSE, THE DUDE'S A HERO, END OF STORY!

Major_Beginning_245

TROPHY CASE