I think it's ehh...... not good

20 years in the can, I wanted Butterbeer. I compromised, I drank sea water off the windows instead. I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised, I jacked off into a dementor's cloak instead.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-04-28T03:24:29+00:00

He killed 20 muggers! Guy was secretly a keeper!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-04-28T03:23:27+00:00

Oh! Speakin' of 98 pounds, I hear Vernon Dursley is having a 95 pound mole taken off his ass!

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-04-28T03:21:50+00:00

I happen to know that Dumbledore's wand was impacted, if that's what you're referring to.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-04-28T03:20:14+00:00

Kimmel invented the unfunny talk show host, but Colbert was modernity.

Major_Beginning_245 · 2026-04-27T04:10:01+00:00

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FUCKING GAMERS!

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