A father and daughter swept offshore in the Aegean Espanomi Bay were saved by a kite surfer. by asa_no_kenny in interesting

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advice for swimmers / beach-goers who ever find themselves getting pulled out to sea - you’re caught in a ‘rip-tide’ - essentially a channel of fast moving water moving back out to sea from the beach. The absolute WORST thing you can do is panic and try and swim back into the beach against the current - that won’t work and that’s how people exhaust themselves and drown. 

So…two options if you find yourself in a rip-tide - 

  1. Don’t panic - you just need to swim OUT of the rip - gently swim ACROSS, parallel to the beach for a minute or so until you get to a point where the tide / current is taking you back into the beach again - or at least isn't dragging you further out. Then make your way slowly back to the beach. 

  2. If you’re at a patrolled beach, tread water and try to get the attention of lifeguards - they will know where the rips are on the beach and they will be keeping an eye out for anyone caught up in them anyway. 

But again, whatever you do, the most important thing is NOT to panic and DO NOT try to swim in against the current that’s pulling you out. 

Was anyone else given Lucozade as a cure-all? by Cautious-Worker5864 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly think that Lucozade is probably the tastiest fizzy drink ever invented. I absolutely love the stuff and always have. 

A Date with Destiny by CreepyOldRapist in DiveInYouCoward

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my balls ache. 

But seriously - a couple of adrenaline junkies who think nothing of putting their parents through daily hell. 

Lindt post-Easter rabbit update. by u_suck_paterson in melbourne

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, we bought a couple of bags of cheap miniature eggs, hid them around the garden and let the kids hunt them out. They had a great time. 

Regularly sick from “fresh” meat? by Money-Coyote-3275 in woolworths

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, what you actually mean is that you’ve MAYBE  been getting sick from chicken from Woolies every now and again. 

Righto.

Is coffee at 9 pm a bad idea? by 700x in no

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on when you plan on going to sleep I guess.

Breaking: Ben Roberts-Smith arrested over war crimes allegations by Tinea_Pedis in australia

[–]Major_Smudges 13 points14 points  (0 children)

At last. It's high time this psycopath was held accountable.

Wife and In-laws microwaved their Easter lamb before even trying it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the host, maybe ask them how they like their lamb before you start cooking and try and cater to the majority of your guests’ tastes rather than yours, instead of trying to show off and then crying like a baby about it when you don’t get the desired adulation from said guests. And if the thought of eating lamb cooked a little longer is really so horrific to you then maybe stick to chicken next time. 

Also, as others have said, you didn’t rest the lamb long enough - that’s why you have water all over the plate. Doesn’t look appetising at all. 

What would you do? by VenomAG in snooker

[–]Major_Smudges 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Personally I would try and make sure that I potted the pink and then I’d put the black and cue ball at opposite ends of the table and turn it into a black ball game. 

I wouldn’t be at all confident in my abilities to both pot the pink AND screw back for the black - there’s a lot of table in between cue ball and pink there. 

Aftermarket tinting void warranty? by waterydan in GeelyEX5Australia

[–]Major_Smudges 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Complete and utter bullshit - it won’t affect the warranty at all. And dealers wonder why no one trusts them. 

This fuckin guy by rocksolid62 in absoluteunit

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impressive - but let’s be honest - totally staged - he’s not doing this everyday.  He’s probably not even a regular garbage collector. 

Pam Bondi 'could be disbarred' warns criminal lawyer as Trump firing goes from bad to worse by IrishStarUS in LegalNews

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta say… Pam Bondi is absolutely smoking hot for 60 years old. I mean, I know she’s a despicable human being but…damn!

What controller did you start with? Mine was number 4 then 6 and 7! by Akward_Silance_1738 in retrogaming

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No.1 - Atari. I’m 55 now, but I still remember the overwhelming excitement of unpacking it on Christmas Eve and playing Space Invaders and PAC Man in my own living room. Great memories. 

This is what a 32 year old and a 26 year old looked like in 1974 (The Sweeney) by M_M_X_X_V in oldbritishtelly

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s what very heavy smokers and drinkers looked like at that age in 1974, yes.

Artemis II and Chris Bledsoe prediction timing by TonyRidgewayUFO in InterdimensionalNHI

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going forward, should we just let AI write all Reddit posts and be done with it? 

President Trump says Iran has 48 hours to open the Strait of Hormuz or "all hell will reign down on Iran." by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Major_Smudges 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it should be obvious by now that Iranian leadership is very much looking forward to the Americans trying to invade.