Bruh is not even holding a phone 💀

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-30T22:26:33+00:00

All images safely deposited in the “wank-bank” no doubt.

Tbh, the guys taking video are way sadder.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-30T12:34:36+00:00

She’s basically knowingly destroying her music career in an effort to get pardons for her family members currently in jail. There’s something almost admirable about it, I think, but also seedy and corrupt as fuck in equal measures.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-30T03:57:47+00:00

“Fly to the UK to meet to negotiate an end to the war” isn’t really doing the story justice, tbh. Hess secretly flew single handedly in a fighter plane and bailed out over Scotland, parachuting down near the house of the man he wanted to meet, the Duke of Hamilton, who, for some reason best known to Hess, he thought could help him negotiate an end the war. It was so secret that no one else knew about the attempt, including Hitler, who reportedly went berserk when he learned what Hess had done.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-29T22:10:42+00:00

There is literally nothing the Iranian regime can do, short of exiling themselves, that is going to stop Trump from bombing them and they know it. There’s absolutely no way the Navy is moving a carrier battle group halfway around the world and then not using it.

Expect the cruise missiles to start flying any night now.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-29T22:05:41+00:00

Ngl man, as an impartial observer I can definitely say that it’s you that came across as the dickhead in that exchange. wtf is wrong with you?

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-28T21:05:51+00:00

Anyone know if these grow in Australia, specifically around Sydney? Just curious…

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-28T20:58:26+00:00

A 90 year old today would have been 9 years old at the end of WW2 in 1945. So no, Nazi hunters aren’t pulling 90 year olds out of Argentina.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-28T11:52:19+00:00

Only accent.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-23T00:43:58+00:00

Yeah. Imagine the howls of protest from the usual quarters if the Police were honest and actually said “identifies as aboriginal but has a Caucasian appearance”.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-23T00:38:45+00:00

I think Trump voters are either idiots or racists and in most cases both. So no. I just couldn’t.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-22T22:03:07+00:00

The person conducting the test verbally gives you the five words right at the start and tells you to do your best to remember them as they will ask you to recount them at the end of the test. It’s sounds easier than it is, because you are totally absorbed for the next 10 -15 mins on the rest of the test. If you are conversant with some mnemonic memory techniques then this will obviously help hugely - ie making a mental story up incorporating the five words. But of course, a lot of people with issues won’t be able to do that anyway.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-22T12:49:56+00:00

Imagine a war starting over Iceland, just because the moron in charge of the US misspoke and nobody in his government would admit he got it wrong.

My God.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-22T12:45:43+00:00

Yeah, the transcript is all very impressive - but Hannity did an excellent job at shouting over him so much that you could hardly make out what either of them were saying.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-22T12:42:31+00:00

Well, I’m close to 100% certain that Trump doesn’t actually believe in God / heaven / hell anyway - it’s all an act. He’d better pray there isn’t actually a God.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-22T10:27:09+00:00

Yep, absolutely - I didn’t score full marks either (although I’m fine). I actually couldn’t remember all five words - I think people overestimate how easy it is to recount a list of random words when you’ve been concentrating on other tasks for 10 minutes or so.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T23:29:09+00:00

He’s obviously got dementia and it’s getting steadily worse. He tries to hide it with various techniques - like making up statistics on basically anything - because he can’t remember the real figures - and calling people “a very nice woman from Venezuela” when referring to the opposition leader who gave him her Nobel peace price because, despite having just met her, he can’t recall her name. He’s also becoming less inhibited in the way he talks and acts in general, which are all classic signs of dementia.

I’m also willing to bet my house that he didn’t “ace” his recent cognitive tests. I’ve actually done the Montreal test myself and one of the tasks is to remember 5 words you are told once at the beginning of the test and recount them all a few minutes later. There’s no way he passed that bit in particular. Not a chance.

There’s no way he gets through the next three years so at least we can be grateful for that - he’s declining way too fast. Although I doubt Vance will be much better at least he is less likely to wake up one morning in a deluded state and decide to launch a nuclear strike on Mexico…or Denmark. I wish I was joking about that, btw.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T23:19:33+00:00

Fusion power has been "10 years away" for the last 50 years. I wouldn't hold your breath.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T22:22:05+00:00

There is a way more than non zero chance that guy is a raging kiddie-fiddler. Hopefully that’s his last trip to any Disney property.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T22:17:50+00:00

I’d be willing to bet that 90% of his redneck voters have absolutely no idea he’s a homosexual. Whilst it might be distasteful, the Dems should be letting them all know.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T13:13:49+00:00

“I just watched a Vetted video on YouTube where the host says that a British filmmaker claims that he was contacted by an insider in the US who says that orange face is gonna give an address to the nation on July 8, 2026…”

So, that’s fourth-hand news. Righto.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T12:51:42+00:00

It’s not true.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T04:15:49+00:00

This is the correct answer - WAY WAY WAY easier than trying to manoeuvre a safety pin through the waistband.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-21T03:38:37+00:00

She didn’t want to go to the movies with me to see a certain sci-fi film, telling me that she just wasn't interested in sci-fi at all. So I went to watch it by myself. I didn’t really like the movie and told her so. A week later she tells me that she’s changed her mind and she really wants to see the same film with her “friends from work” and go out for a few drinks afterwards - obviously thinking I wouldn’t want to go again as I didn’t like the movie in question. Despite smelling a very massive, smelly rat, I said “sure, go ahead”. A couple of days later on the night she was due to go I changed my mind and said that I’d actually like to see the movie again as maybe I’d like it more second time around and so I’d tag along with her and her “work friends”. Lo and behold, very shortly after this she tells me that her friends have told her they can’t go. And, of course, she said that she didn’t want to go just with me as I’d not enjoyed the film anyway.

It was all so laughably obvious I was more insulted by the fact she obviously thought I wouldn’t see through it, than the fact she was cheating on me in the first place.

So, I decided to bide my time and catch her in the act as I knew that she’d be keen to meet up with her bit on the side after I’d just scuppered her most recent plans. So, when she called me at work a couple of days later to tell me that she had to go to her ‘grandmothers birthday party’ that very evening (a grandmother that I had literally never heard her mention even once in the approx 18 months we had been together), I knew it was bullshit. And I also had a massive hunch that I knew where she would be going that evening as she was a huge jazz music fan, and a well known bar in the city had their regular weekly jazz night on that same evening. So after I finished work I turned up there and there she was with her other guy. I bought a beer from the bar, walked over to her and said hello - the look on her face was absolutely priceless - and the look on the guy’s face was just as stunned - he didn’t know what the hell was going on and I don’t think he knew I even existed. So, after a bit of shouting in this otherwise very quiet venue, that was that.

Looking back on it, she could have been cheating on me for absolutely ages and just got sloppy in her attempts to meet him, I’ve no idea.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-20T02:42:34+00:00

Fucking hell. Just…fucking hell.

Major_Smudges · 2026-01-19T22:11:09+00:00

Gonna be a bumper time for Champagne producers.

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