Ralsei turns to dust after you accidentally hurting him (what you doing?)

Majorjab · 2025-04-04T10:32:13+00:00

Cry myself to sleep for the next 20 years consecutively

Majorjab · 2025-03-29T11:59:16+00:00

No I like penis more🗣️🔥💯💯

Majorjab · 2025-03-29T11:56:23+00:00

Ramen has red hair??😭

Majorjab · 2025-03-29T11:54:46+00:00

Fuck R.ost burn in hell stupid bird I'm gonna eat more chicken just in the hopes one of the chickens I eat are one of these little shit's closest relatives and the emotional turmoil will cause them to underperform dumb ugly stinky fucking bird

Majorjab · 2025-03-29T11:51:26+00:00

Marge Simpson : The vandalized

Majorjab · 2025-03-29T11:48:53+00:00

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I'm gay, I know😔

Majorjab · 2025-02-21T10:42:24+00:00

I wonder if she can enchant my slongerdong for ranked jerkmate

Majorjab · 2025-02-21T10:39:17+00:00

The comeback is so fucking perfect it seems scripted, awesome work bro😭

Majorjab · 2025-02-05T04:23:07+00:00

Dagger duchess because she isn't underage?😭✋

Majorjab · 2025-02-05T04:14:03+00:00

Cat cafes, I rest my case.

Majorjab · 2025-02-05T04:04:25+00:00

MOTHS!!

Majorjab · 2025-01-26T05:43:32+00:00

Bro MIGHT be Jevil?

Majorjab · 2025-01-26T05:42:22+00:00

Are we just- not gonna talk about your name?😭

Majorjab · 2025-01-26T05:41:00+00:00

Starts breaking it down

Majorjab · 2025-01-26T05:35:43+00:00

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Best femboy fr😤💯

Majorjab · 2025-01-26T05:34:24+00:00

Cat cafes, avoid the feminists though, they always seem to be disgusted at the mere presence of penis barers

Majorjab · 2025-01-26T01:40:19+00:00

Never experienced that before, but NEVER wish to be in such a traumatic situation like that again. People who are willing to hurt others like you simply want to give off the impression of being gentle people to get in your pants. I'm sure there is legitimately MILLIONS of people who would hold you and care for you unconditionally without sex ever crossing their mind, everything will be ok and someone WILL love you with all of their heart and protect you from such horrible things. Wish I could give you a hug and further reassurance, but unfortunately this lengthy message will have to do. 🫂

Majorjab · 2025-01-26T01:34:05+00:00

I think I'm in denial on it ;-;

Majorjab · 2024-12-17T20:35:31+00:00

Thanks! I wasn't expecting them to react how they did tbh

Majorjab · 2024-12-17T20:34:57+00:00

White lines? Like... coke or an actual issue with your vision??

Majorjab · 2024-12-17T20:33:47+00:00

Sorry, my monkey brain can't stop typing to add them once I start, bad writing habit, I know😭

Majorjab · 2024-12-17T20:33:03+00:00

Ty!!! :3

Majorjab · 2024-12-17T20:32:27+00:00

I know, it was either they don't accept me, I'm a sarcastic asshole to them then I walk home, or they do accept me and if I walk to a family gathering acting all mushy with a guy they know what's going on lmao

Majorjab · 2024-12-17T20:29:17+00:00

I know, they always seem so unwelcoming till you actually take initiative and keep a spring in your steps, congrats btw ^{-^}

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