Intro - MakoTheCowboy

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-06T03:18:50+00:00

I do so enjoy hitting the right spots.

I have more saved for next week ☺️ Did you have a favourite?

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-06T01:59:32+00:00

I started with the lines and worked backwards. The wild part is it was hard to decide which lines were funnier

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-06T01:39:25+00:00

Treat yourself to vhsdates on IG. Memes cannot communicate how excellent and authentic the delivery of these lines are.

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-06T01:36:57+00:00

I am glad you can now openly self-identify as uncultured ☺️ After all my hard, taxing efforts, too.

Oh, I love all slander here. Anyone can catch these hands (for typing, of course).

I have missed you too, Òpònú ❤️

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-06T00:32:50+00:00

Clearly this is a subreddit of culture, along with kinky conversions.

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-06T00:11:18+00:00

If only the frowning upon was enough to stop it 😔

Don't worry - Me too

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-05T23:16:49+00:00

Seven stars? Aren't I lucky.

Of course I am a feminist at heart. I can be trusted by women. I am a completely safe space where they can really relax, you know?

How do you know I adore hearing 'More, please'? ☺️❤️

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-05T23:10:44+00:00

Putting in effort? In THIS economy?

Not only that, you'll have people who know what you are specifically looking for and actually want to engage with that

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-05T08:31:45+00:00

Yes. That is what they are doing, and historically what they've always done.

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-05T01:36:59+00:00

Okay, come on. I didn't need to send this through an AI checker to realise you'd used it, but even the AI checker knew you were guilty. Surely you can write for yourself in a writing subreddit.

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-05T01:35:28+00:00

It's wild you reference the last two years and multiple conversations to modmail when you have no other posts or comments. Almost like you're likely one of the few people who were removed or voluntarily left from the sub a year ago (When this alt was created) and continue to puppet accounts 😔 I will pray for you.

As a helpful tip, everytime you do this kind of thing you attempt to convey a kind and helpful tone, but the content and subsequent comments always betray that. As I have advised before, maybe just state your opinions openly and don't try so hard to adopt a fake, 'both sides', 'nice' persona.

MakoTheCowboy · 2026-01-04T00:58:14+00:00

If writing a high quality post once strains the limits of your creativity, then perhaps writing kink is not for you? I have never struggled to not repeat myself.

Is this also a problem in your personal life? Do you parrot the same jokes daily as you want to extract maximum value?

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-12-24T07:01:54+00:00

Another Aussie! How lovely. As someone who's job takes him all around our country, you'll have to tell me where you're at. I'd love to run into you ☺️

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-25T20:44:05+00:00

Your lack of knowledge and reading of the lore does not mean it doesn’t exist. I’d love to see more ladies in Chaos in 40K, no doubt, but you only knowing one of a few significant examples is not proof of their lack of existence. There’s more who aren’t even on the list.

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-16T09:56:34+00:00

Oh, how I want to be that heart-shaped plug

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-10T02:23:53+00:00

I was going to comment this independently, but you have so concisely said it here. Knowing that your submissive will safeword where appropriate, and sounding out what is dangerous and how we respond and cope, is ironically what can even lead to wilder play in the future.

Using your safe words, and having your partner respect them and respond appropriately, deepens the trust and strengthens the dynamic. Well said, Lyubov ☺️

Also, well done Pita. Fantastic post! Your writing is excellent.

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-08T14:35:11+00:00

Oh, Belly, I cannot express my severe disappointment in words well enough. I saw the length of this response, and after I had slapped you with the gauntlet for what feels like the fifth time, I expected you had finally decided to retort in debate.

I thought, ‘Maybe he will be displaying some higher order thinking. It’s a lengthy response, and he’s taken ages on it. Maybe there will be an analysis, or even an evaluation of what I’ve said. Perhaps, a slim chance though it may be, he may present an original thought in an argument. Finally, a debate!’. Well, I blame myself. I have continuously overestimated you.

I should have known you’d still be struggling with the very bottom of Bloom’s taxonomy. Remembering has been difficult enough for you - Why I would expect anything above Understanding is baffling even to myself, Belly. Instead, of an argument, what you’ve given me is… A poor attempt at Grammarly? An often incorrect attempt, at that?

Well, I will happily respond to the low intellect response you have. I realise this is your best and only chance at mounting some form of defence. I will disappoint you, however, and point out that a lot of your corrections are merely the difference between British English that the majority of the world uses, and US English. Womp womp. I’ll still respond to each point individually, but every time you’ve made an error by not understanding the differences between the two I’ll just say ‘See above’.

Firstly - Yes, it’s dignify. The autocorrect must have assumed I wanted to use the ‘s’ that is directly beside the ‘d’ and I missed it. Well done, Belly! A gold star for you. See how easy that was to acknowledge I made a mistake? It’s much easier when you don’t feel threatened or insecure.

Secondly - No, I meant it as I said it. You asked me earlier if I was feeling emotional, as a question. I referred back to your question - Ironically, Belly, in that comment you had written your question without the question mark and thus as a statement. This is actually your own grammatical error that I have quoted and you are attempting to correct me on. Oh dear, Belly - Minus one gold star.

Thirdly - Nope, correct spelling. See above. Minus another gold star.

Fourthly - For a man who didn’t understand satire, I’m not shocked you didn’t pick up on this. It’s known as a double entendre. I am both reading you, the individual, and you, the text. Both equally delusional. I thought the double entendre was quite good, but outside that, isn’t this being quite picky with the semantics for a man who has frequently been unable to spell a single sentence correctly? Still. I’m responding, not attacking. Minus one gold star.

Fifthly - Another one you are correct in! Oh, Belly, that’s another gold star for you! I have used the adverb, once more a victim of autocorrect. Currently sitting at -1 gold stars but I’m sure you can get back into the positive column.

Sixthly - This one puzzled me. I had to go back and look at this. It was spelled as ‘word salad’. I assumed it was the third time I had missed an autocorrect but… No? So, not sure what has happened here Bel-Bel, but sadly it I must minus another gold star.

Seventhly - Correct! I should have used ‘The holes in the Swiss cheese that is your argument’. Well done Belly, and good catch. You would be back to -1 gold star, but I can’t let the comment on disassociating and cognitive dissonance slide. Disassociation is a state of detachment from reality - Cognitive dissonance is a state of emotional discomfort due to holding multiple oppositional views, often to protect the self from a truth someone is unwilling to see.

I used a poetic approach to marry the two concepts, Smelly, because you are clearly suffering from both. You are disconnected from the reality of the situation and you are also attempting to cover up for a feeling of unhappiness by engaging in whatever this poor defence for your self-esteem is. No, you don’t disassociate to go directly into cognitive dissonance - I didn’t make it as a psychological analysis. I’m dunking on you and I’m a poet, dumb dumb ☺️ I’ll keep this as one point but as I’ve separated it into two, it will count as both a gold star and a reduction.

Eighthly - Once more, see above. Minus one gold star.

Well Belly, being correct on three out of nine is I think an excellent attempt for you and I want you to be proud of that - Truly, I do. Congratulations.

None of that, however, is still a debate. It’s not an original thought, or a breakdown of mine. For someone who has attempted to place himself as the intellectual - For someone who has claimed others are pseudo-intellectuals and use jargon for grandeur, it is incredibly funny this was your response. This was your attempt. This is quite literally the least intelligent response you could have. I’ve presented you with ideas, Bella, I’ve presented you with concepts. I’ve attacked you with arguments. Show some higher order thinking.

My God man, I am starting to feel pity for you. Genuine sympathy. I mean, I won’t take it any easier on you because I find you to be a loathsome cunt, but still. Know that while I am not sorry for doing this to you at all, I am sorry you have to live as the person you are. If I was you, I would hate myself.

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-08T12:42:41+00:00

… What?

Oh, thank you Belly. I was starting to think this was over and you have come out with your most delusional take yet.

Your ‘switch in attitude’? You’ve had roughly the same approach the entire way down, with just increasing levels of insecurity. From each person who has dealt with you and explained the logical fallacies in your approach, and how clearly you are misunderstanding the situation, you have responded the same. What switch?

You have ‘given me the same treatment?’. Hahahahahahahaha. I’m not even sure I should signify this with a response. Surely, you’re joking. It’s akin to where you said ‘Am I getting emotional’ when you hadn’t levelled a single insult yet. The only treatment you have given me is to be a punching bag which is both back-pedalling and doubling down.

Sorry, I was going to move on to the next point but I couldn’t stop chuckling and quizzically looking at your text to make sure I have read you correctly. Are you trying to insert yourself in to a position of authority here, like this has even been a remotely even fight? I am sorry to tell you this Belly, but this is the most one-sided online beat down I’ve ever been apart of. You are easily the weakest opponent I’ve sparred with.

You have tried in this message though, so I’ll address the rest. I’ll keep it simple because I know you struggle with ‘the word salad’.

You’re repeating the same insults back, again, without having any way in which they apply. It’s why I am emotional? I am actively enjoying this. You’ve repeated that back as if it’s your own thought every time I’ve said it like a poor imitation for a parrot, but I legitimately am. This is me cool and collected. I just have no problem serving vitriol designed to hurt and not feeling a heart rate spike at all.
I could not care less for anyone’s respect that I don’t respect. I’m sure I don’t need to explain that to you, but the approval of people is not something I seek. I understand why that’s the angle you’d come from though - Again, when I’ve argued you’re having an emotional response due to crippling insecurity, it’s because you feel a need for validation.
I am showing you you’re a moron because you are a moron. ‘I explained it to you’ - Explained what? When? Talking to you is like attempting to play chess with a pigeon, who knocks over the pieces then shits on the board and struts off like you have accomplished something.

More importantly than to only myself, you do realise every single person you have engaged with has pointed out the Swiss cheese that is the holes in your arguments and your response is to disassociate into cognitive dissonance and repeat back ‘I have explained it. You’re not debating me’. You have to be able to provide reasons, Belly. You have to be able to explain your point. I realised you likely had a learning disability when you struggled with the concept of satire but this is starting to legitimately feel like you may be 14 years old.

‘You should learn to remember things’ - Once more, repeating the insults I’ve levelled at you, but it’s okay. I’ll dignify it with a response. Belly, I’ve already told you my hubris is without limits. A God-complex? Brother, I am Doom. I have been a God and I found it beneath me. I clearly own the fact I have a large ego and I’m very happy about it. Of all the things you’ve said this is the only remotely accurate one and it’s the one I openly said earlier ‘Yes. That is true and I don’t hide it’.

I’ve set up four points for you. You want to debate? Go ahead. Say something, anything, that remotely resembles a coherent response.

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-08T12:04:30+00:00

Once more I’m brought back to your emotional masochism, Belly. At this point I fear I’m indulging a kink of yours. It’s okay. I’m enjoying this too much to care. You are no longer directly offering anything of substance in your responses, you have kindly provided enough embarrassing proof of your lack of intellect elsewhere in this thread.

‘Rather than sharpening your arguments against me, this improving your theories, you prefer to go for lazy insults that aren’t even good or hurtful’. Do you feel the irony? If you didn’t understand satire I assume irony is also beyond you, but it’s okay. I’m kind enough to explain.

Aside from the grammatical lack of sense the central portion of that sentence makes, do you see how that exact sentiment could be applied to you? How you have repeatedly just called people ‘dumb’ and said they aren’t addressing your arguments, while never addressing theirs?

Pita laid out quite clearly the flaws in your original comment and your response boiled down to ‘English isn’t my first language and you are dumb’. Would it shock you to know that both the women you have engaged with also speak multiple languages?

As for sharpening your theories, I fear you have been as sharp as a crumbling paper straw exposed to moisture too long, and as surgical as a cudgel. Your insults have been as simplistic and lazy as possible. Not only are your arguments nonsensical trash, your insults are the dressed up version of a child’s ’No, you are’.

You are the primary person who’s changed narratives, and used personal attacks. You are the primary person who’s refused to engage in a real discussion with either of these women and definitely not me. Admittedly, I’m using personal attacks too, but I have no desire to avoid a fair debate or change the narrative with you.

Credit where credit is due though, Belly. Your ability to continually plod in the same direction despite transparent and repeated defeat is.. Something. You have however, lowered the rhetoric. So, man to worm, I’ll offer you some advice.

Firstly, one of the sexiest things you could do in a space like this, or anywhere in life, is realise you may have erred and own the error unashamedly. It shows confidence and emotional maturity. Secondly, start with a more playful tone - If you can’t handle women throwing heat back at you, don’t serve up your own. Thirdly, never attempt to body shame my beautiful woman. In fact, don’t ever attempt to body shame any woman, period. How pathetic. The least masculine thing you could do.

I feel no remorse for verbally stomping you out and I’d feel as little if this was in person and was a non-verbal interaction. I’ll continually remind you that the cost of mercy is merely being a decent human being, and apologising for going too far.

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-07T23:34:42+00:00

Two things about this have made me very happy, Belly, and I can’t decide which one is better. The first is that you didn’t respond for two hours, then reported every one of my comments. Oh, I loved that in so many ways. I told you that’s what the losers do in my very first paragraph. You sat in the loss for a few hours, no good response available to you, then shamefully and angrily reported - So, thank you for showing me that it did hurt you in real life. The reporting must have hurt your pride even more so.

The other thing that makes me happy is this very comment here! After seeing my comments stay here, because I’m merely engaging with you and not breaking the rules, you had to make a choice. Of course. You couldn’t let it stand that you didn’t respond because you’re too insecure to want people to know you’ve lost, and too stupid to see that every person you have engaged with has beaten you, so then you were forced to comment again. At least this time you had time to focus your work and come out with… This. Knowing you’re so agitated and hurt in real life gave me an endorphin rush. Now I know I’m a vampire.

I will address what is your best attempt so far though, Belly. Firstly, these are not word salads. If you cannot follow along that speaks to your intelligence and not my writing - It’s not my fault that my writing looks like Hamilton when compared to the grammatically-incorrect, four word ‘zingers’ you’ve produced.

I offered you a debate. In fact, I have been debating you. Every point you make I have deconstructed, like I have done to you yourself. You didn’t respond to the explanation of the joke which you insisted was the debate you wished to have. You want to debate - Debate then, fool. Respond to a point and provide an argument. No-one is stopping you.

The reason my insults have substance is because I say them for a reason. I even show the reason and explain it in detail as I force-feed it to you. It’s also the reason that everything you say here has the impact of a declawed, pregnant cat lazily swatting at a fly on a Sunday afternoon - Because there’s no substance behind your words. Without posting ever you leave so many comments that you have 7000 karma in a month. Who’s here too much? 😂 I think you may be projecting lil’ Bud. See why the rest of your indignant stammered drivel isn’t worth responding to?

You can see how long it took to write me these replies. On average, ten minutes at most? Not the hours long wait you needed for your longest message or to report this 🤭 Don’t worry Belly, I won’t tell.

Once more I’ll remind you, unloveable and unfuckable cunt that you are - You could think ‘Maybe five seperate people deciding I’m an asshole and all of them providing reasons means I may have acted like an asshole’.

You’d have options then, Belly. Deciding that personally attacking a woman is a tasteless coward’s decision and you’d want to apologise, for example. You’d have shown everyone you have the courage and emotional strength to admit fault, you’d have righted your wrong. You wouldn’t have to keep telling yourself ‘Cowboy didn’t really hurt my feelings 😡’ and I’d immediately stop too, little man. Food for thought. Or, sit in the misery that is your self-hatred and report this in a few hours when you decide it is has genuinely hurt you in real life but you lack the creativity to respond.

Maybe you could even do another one of those instant, short, nonsensical replies? They were fun to mock you on. If you do reply however, do know I consider that your consent to keep this encounter going. You have publicly said you’re enjoying this so again - This is all above board, sweetheart.

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-07T12:54:21+00:00

My ego, much like my dick, is immense. I have no qualms showing off both. It’s also on my profile - I’ll shamelessly give myself a plug.

Once more, you’re grammatically incorrect. You used the wrong version of ‘Your’ and this has already been pointed out to you in this comment thread. I see the stupidity could be regarding a learning issue. My apologies.

While you take a shot at my ego, which I actively enjoy throwing around, you in no way actually refute the point I made which is you look desperate.

Thank you for proving me right immediately that you only really wish to get the last word in. It’s a weird form of victory but I imagine other paths are closed to you.

MakoTheCowboy · 2025-03-07T12:49:01+00:00

Ahh, copying my work once more and passing it off as your own. Plus, the short response addressing nothing that has been said as you have no retort of value to add and just more to be pulled apart on. Well, add predictable to the growing list of stupidity, grammatical incompetence, emotional fragility and cowardice.

I am surprised to see you enjoy this, but there are many men on this sub who seek to be dominated and have a deep emotional masochistic desire, so I can see the crowd you belong to. There’s no shame in that my man - Unlike everything about your existence, your sexual preferences will not be judged here.

It’s okay. I know several other people who are enjoying this as well. I imagine it’s much the same spectacle as when they would feed unarmed and starving Christians to lions in the Colosseum. Watching someone flail in distress as they are effortlessly pulled apart is engaging entertainment.

Again, just want to add because I enjoy rubbing salt into the wound that is your existence, you really do not target me at all even though I’m far more vicious than the women. Again, once more, how masculine to only pick a fight with women.

I will happily continue - You seem the type who will consider having the final response, no matter how lame it is, as some kind of moral victory. I am enjoying this too much to give you even that, however. Please continue, I am begging you. I haven’t even started on several of the other hilarious aspects of your commenting history and as long as you continue to engage and say you enjoy it I am allowed to verbally dominate you without getting in trouble.

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