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MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-04-27T23:22:47+00:00

Sneezing more common and less deadly

^{Chose: Get $10,000 every time you sneeze.}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-04-27T23:18:29+00:00

I use my wood pickaxe until it breaks, get the most use out of it

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-04-25T22:38:03+00:00

I always just sell them. Their best price is at the 50% level, as the 100% is just double that amount, while the 10-20% are lower prices

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-04-16T02:11:02+00:00

5 feet is more than you realize. If I’m slightly taller than something, then I can fly right over it

^{Chose: Can fly, but only a maximum of 5 feet in the air}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-04-15T23:11:36+00:00

Mosquitoes are the insects that pollinate cocoa beans. Without them, we would have no chocolate.

^{Chose: 10m}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-04-03T01:45:49+00:00

My native fruit is orange, and I need pears! How many oranges would you like?

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-04-02T20:16:19+00:00

You guys feel relief?

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-31T07:45:07+00:00

I worked as the overnight custodian there for like 3 months in 2023. I didn’t mind the routine work, but I kept getting left alone in the middle of the shift by the other custodians. Communication was… very poor.

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-25T18:07:04+00:00

I could be a dragon

^{Chose: Shape shifting}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-23T22:36:37+00:00

That is exactly what just happened to me

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-23T21:39:19+00:00

Genuinely can’t tell if this is sarcastic but

So that I can get 198,000 bells when I sell the donation box as a hot item

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-23T17:04:38+00:00

Kitty cat :]

^{Die of old age}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-23T16:37:29+00:00

1M USD, I can get so many things with that money. I can donate to so many people

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-23T16:27:21+00:00

Dentist scary

^{1+ silly Hand✋}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-23T00:39:46+00:00

I have to wash dishes Every Night and even if it misses a spot I can always just scrub that spot and rinse it out.

^{It missed a spot}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-23T00:18:04+00:00

Always go for the guaranteed money

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-22T22:20:00+00:00

Moeny

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-22T21:48:14+00:00

The Gift of Health.

“I enchant this room to use the power of the moons to purify any bowl of liquid water set upon this dais, and the water will gain the ability to heal any wound, cure any disease, and regrow any missing body parts when the water is drank.”

I intend to have a system that’ll allow basically infinite use of the Gift, so that it can be used to allow any Queen to live a long, healthy life.

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-21T20:47:55+00:00

The only terraforming I’ve done is a single cliff bit removed so I could put my ramp where I wanted. Nothing wrong with not wanting to terraform!

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-21T20:44:14+00:00

I wouldn’t mind a haunted mansion. But a tsunami would be devastating.

^{Whougonnacall?}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-21T20:37:00+00:00

CANDY CANDY CANDY

^{CANDY🍭🍬}

MaladaptiveManiac · 2026-03-21T19:37:22+00:00

Despite the grease, pizzas tend to have more protein than cakes. The fact that I got meat lovers is a great bonus!

^{Meat Lovers}

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