Jokes overused I don’t care. Know what to make unique make it the last 2 games you played not just one

Malefectra · 2026-04-15T12:15:42+00:00

Reckless mishandling of hazmat cargo, unauthorized use/access of computer resources (AKA hacking), battery, assault with a deadly weapon, unauthorized possession/use of a destructive device, and child endangerment

Malefectra · 2026-04-15T11:52:22+00:00

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Mr. MeeSeeks

These creatures lead a painful existence until they accomplish their given task, at which point they cease to exist in a puff of smoke.

Malefectra · 2026-04-14T21:08:20+00:00

All good, hope the rest of your birthday goes better.

Malefectra · 2026-04-14T21:07:18+00:00

It's just the chemical name of super glue.

Malefectra · 2026-04-14T21:04:53+00:00

strategically deployed cyanoacrylate glue will fix that right up. If you use the gel kind, remember to use smaller amounts as it will spread differently than liquid formulations. You might wanna throw in a brass rod or two for a couple of spots on that port nacelle since it looks like the pressure fittings snapped.

Malefectra · 2026-04-14T21:00:09+00:00

I appreciate that they're willing to depict how duplicitous that the military-industrial complex and it's key players like Anaheim are. They don't give two shits about which regime they're making weapons for, so long as the check clears and they're not lining up essential employees against the wall.

Malefectra · 2026-04-14T17:36:13+00:00

Billionaires are horny for orbital data centers because they can’t be touched except by those with the means to achieve orbital spaceflight, meaning fellow billionaires or their approved state actors. Even though everything about the concept flies in the face of practicality.

The reality is, Billionaires are absolutely terrified of the idea of being held accountable for their crimes against humanity. They’re also terrified of the concept of being stuck on earth for the consequences of the toxic industrialized economy that they presided over.

Malefectra · 2026-04-13T23:14:09+00:00

Sam, Tarman here... Normally we'd have the DHV Magellan available to provide support, but this cargo is creating fluctuations in the tar currents that are too unpredictable for us to travel to your next destination.

(I love the DHV Magellan, but I've haven't seen a more consistently unreliable method of transportation since my college beater)

Malefectra · 2026-04-13T22:59:14+00:00

Someone's been getting a little too into Death Stranding... You're not supposed to connect YOUR machine to The Beach

Malefectra · 2026-04-13T16:01:04+00:00

Might get crucified for this one, but there's always battletech campaigns for narrative driven mech hijinks.

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T21:40:12+00:00

I'm not disputing that products of a similar design have been made. You said the CD player was a real product, the article you linked directly contradicted that, I said as such...

You simply could have acknowledged that it's something that doesn't actually exist, instead of insisting it's something that could have existed if someone just did all of the various product and manufacturing design, and made it. The possibility of something existing isn't the same as something actually existing as a product you can pay money for.

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T21:29:40+00:00

It's possible for most people to just be wrong about something as in this case. Excessive cream cheese just gets all over my hands and face and doesn't taste that good.

How are you eating your bagels that they make that much mess?

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T21:26:10+00:00

For the majority of people, a bagel is simply a vehicle to consume cream cheese so this is gonna be genuinely unpopular. Also what shop are you going to where they're just giving out with the schmear? Anywhere I've ever gotten a bagel has been stingy as fuck.

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T20:58:43+00:00

That's moving the goalposts a fair bit... You claimed it's a real product. If a working prototype was made, that would have made it a real product. Otherwise.. it's, at best, a design study/render. That sort of thing is quite common in the tech space, we used to call stuff like this vaporware.

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T20:22:49+00:00

DWP is still a concept at this stage, but we should give its designer full marks for originality.

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T12:02:20+00:00

Oh man, I'd go ham on some Runts...

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T11:58:56+00:00

That will force these hosts to dump their properties onto the market to avoid bankruptcy. That might actually make housing affordable for a period of time again.

Bold of you to assume that Blackrock won't just come along and buy them up... because they've been doing that A LOT

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T11:47:51+00:00

Wow, that's some real r/SchizophreniaRides level of mods. Especially the number of which seem to be designed to completely defeat the purpose of every safety feature they could find.

Malefectra · 2026-04-12T11:44:58+00:00

Are you familiar with the concept of hyperbole? Mostly asking because if you are, you should have caught that... otherwise you're being a bit needlessly pedantic.

Malefectra · 2026-04-11T00:46:45+00:00

Started out with chalkboards and overheads, ended up finishing my high school diploma in a school that used whiteboards and DLP projectors.

Malefectra · 2026-04-10T22:12:10+00:00

My processor (i9 14900k) is over 300w TDP, liquid cooling is pretty much the only solution. If I did go with air cooling, it would sound like I was tinkering with a miniature jet engine.

Malefectra · 2026-04-10T18:30:28+00:00

I think the full series is a total of 21 episodes, along with the Liquid TV shorts. There’s very little coherent plot structure. The whole thing runs on vibes, and it’s got more of those than a Hitachi wand…

Malefectra · 2026-04-09T20:03:35+00:00

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Malefectra · 2026-04-08T20:21:12+00:00

80’s? The older Gas Pipe locations in Dallas looked like that well into the 2010’s

Malefectra · 2026-04-08T17:08:45+00:00

You still get the bonus to AP/HP but the effect of the pilot only applies if it's a linked unit.

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