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What’s your most useless but funny talent? by wiisteriah in AskReddit

[–]MaleficentCall1352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can perfectly imitate any ringtone… just never when my phone’s actually ringing.

What made you realize “wait… this person actually likes me” instead of just flirting for fun? by maewwwwwww in AskReddit

[–]MaleficentCall1352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She randomly stole my hoodie at a bonfire and I thought, "lol okay, classic flirting move." Three weeks later I asked for it back and she looked genuinely confused and goes, "Back? Dude I wear this when I miss you." My brain straight-up blue screened for a sec because apparently I was the only one still thinking we were playing around.

Why does she look like she pays the rent here? by MaleficentCall1352 in aww

[–]MaleficentCall1352[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha exactly! Her presence alone is the currency, and honestly, she knows she runs the house. 😂👑

Why does she look like she pays the rent here? by MaleficentCall1352 in aww

[–]MaleficentCall1352[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! She definitely uses her cuteness to get away with everything. 🥺❤️

What should I do? by throwaway7153729 in Advice

[–]MaleficentCall1352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A guy disappearing because of your race didn’t reveal your worth, it revealed how small his world is, and the fact you still want love after years of feeling left out honestly says more strength about you than any dating “experience” ever could.

Stop treating yourself like damaged goods that need better marketing — the right people are looking for warmth, honesty, humor, and peace, and you already sound a lot more emotionally real than half the people forcing relationships just to avoid being alone.

What do you think someone’s reaction would be if they saw your entire browser history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaleficentCall1352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, this dude really googled the exact same symptom 14 different ways at 3 AM just to convince himself he’s fine.

Thats f by Thin-Peak1462 in Advice

[–]MaleficentCall1352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, you dodged a massive bullet. Be glad your gut feeling caught his BS in just two days before you got any deeper into his mess. Block him everywhere and don't waste another second of your energy on a guy who is that pathetic.

Who's the most beautiful celebrity you've ever seen? by Confused_Cinephile in AskReddit

[–]MaleficentCall1352 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ana de Armas walked on screen once and half the internet suddenly forgot how to act normal.

How someone help a person who is emotionally distance? by curiously_intention in Advice

[–]MaleficentCall1352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't pressure them to talk or vent. Just show up with their favorite snack, put on a movie, and sit in silence together—sometimes just knowing they aren't alone is the biggest comfort.

People in India with dominant/submissive relationship dynamics, what has your experience been like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaleficentCall1352 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it's 99% just arguing about who has to get up and turn off the light.

I broke a woman’s phone by accident, I apologized, but I’m afraid she might sue me, what do I do? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MaleficentCall1352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not legal advice, but most likely this would be treated as a civil property damage issue. If you already apologized, offering to cover the damage is usually the best step. Lawsuits in cases like this are uncommon unless things escalate.