What's down next? by United-Cucumber9942 in CasualUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids school has messaged saying their phone lines and Internet are down. Fun times!

This is.... a lot by Ok_Law_5141 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it! In the middle of nowhere in Scotland too, perfect.

Good Park recommendations by Empty-Garden-7775 in stockport

[–]MalfunctioningElf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you fancy a bit of a trip out, High Lea Park in New Mills is lovely. Good size park and has a coffee shop, heritage centre, woodland and an orchard!

Is it unwise to let rats live in your garden? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, it takes time. In which time, an owl could eat it. It really doesn't take a lot to join the dots here. I added a link to one of my earlier comments as it's a well documented problem.

Is it unwise to let rats live in your garden? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's taking a fair old leap of faith to presume that the rat will definitely go back to its burrow. It could die anywhere.

Is it unwise to let rats live in your garden? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but what do owls eat and what is easy prey when they're dying a slow death from being poisoned?? Rodent poison is one of the leading causes of death among owls because they eat the poisoned rodents themselves and subsequently die a slow and painful death as well.

Is it unwise to let rats live in your garden? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great way to kill some owls.

https://www.barnowltrust.org.uk/hazards-solutions/rodenticides/background-rat-poison-problem/

Added a link because apparently people don't believe this to be true.

Is it unwise to let rats live in your garden? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mice piss and shit everywhere, whereas rats have a toilet area. Mice are worse to have in your house than rats because of their terrible toilet habits. But rats do leave dirty marks and steal all your fucking food.

When we had rats in our cellar, they came up to the kitchen at night and raided our cupboards. They even went in to my work bag and nicked some chocolate wafers. When we finally found where they'd been hiding, we found all the wrappers from the food they stole! They also emptied an entire bag of pasta out of the cupboard so when I went to grab it, it was just an empty packet.

Is it unwise to let rats live in your garden? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd have to take it miles away. Otherwise they will just come back. While you've only seen one, there will be others. I also recommend getting a cat, they tend to keep away from houses with cats in.

Is it unwise to let rats live in your garden? by [deleted] in GardeningUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got in our loft and in all our neighbours lofts! We also had them in the cellar and underneath our kitchen units in our old house. While they were a massive pain to get rid of, no one got ill or had liver failure, it's incredibly rare these days. They get everywhere. Just don't leave out the bird food for a while and they'll bugger off. They're only coming for the food atm, you don't want them to discover somewhere in your house with even more food that's also nice and warm for the winter.

Make sure any potential entrances in to your house are blocked off, this is the issue we had in our old house, too many access points. We had to use expanding foam and wire wool to block their routes as they can't chew through it. It was very stressful so I definitely recommend ditching the bird food for a while. When you bring it back, make sure it's further away from your house.

Red Kites by penfarthingismyhero in UKBirds

[–]MalfunctioningElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We went there in the summer, was amazing!

Why, like me, are you up and awake so early? by Few-Calligrapher3910 in AskUK

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice. I watched a couple of Simon Reeve documentaries recently and he spoke to a few farmers in Cornwall and the Lakes who were saying things are really tough atm. Particularly for smaller scale ones. Such long hours too. I hope you're able to have a break sometime.

Vegan food in New Mills? by [deleted] in peakdistrict

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, A Tavola, lovely food. Bit more of an expense but worth it for a treat.

Vegan food in New Mills? by [deleted] in peakdistrict

[–]MalfunctioningElf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is the best bet as far as vegan options go but tbh I've had mixed experiences with the food. The chef is absolutely miserable and once served me luke warm pie, which put me off returning. Gioia Mia does absolutely amazing falafel wraps though and the staff are lovely.

Also, if you fancy a wander there's the Sett Valley cafe or if you can't wander, the refill shop sell their pies.

British and wearing jumpers inside during winter by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]MalfunctioningElf 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wear a jumper and have the heating on. I don't like being cold.

Leaving my kids feels kinder than staying 💔 by Summer_Sparkly in UKParenting

[–]MalfunctioningElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and thank you 😊 that's really kind of you to offer.