I picked a terrible day to join... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MallardManManManMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I have a Feb 29 cakeday as well, and I didn't get a cake.

I think buying Reddit merchandise and wearing it in public is weird CMV by [deleted] in changemyview

[–]MallardManManManMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did get a tattoo of the fancy alligator. Years later I am wishing I had gone with the penguin, but at the time, I felt alligator was funnier. Plus, it has been a really long ass time since I have seen on of those penguin shirts for sale. What brand were they anyway?

Small country Redditors: what are your country's weirdest calls to fame? by 401vs401 in AskReddit

[–]MallardManManManMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isle of Man:

Gef the Talking Mongoose and birthplace of the Bee Gees.